Executive Summary

As we begin this new week let us reflect on our last weeks major events that significantly, and sometimes severely, determine every element of our lives, if not our existence. As all will recall major newsworthy items occurred over the prior week. Britney Spears decided, or rather made the personal choice, to continue like an inebriated girl and not a woman of her own stature and had an apparent chaotic event, and tangled with one who wields more authority and power than herself. Though I do love it when individuals remove themselves from being competitive and make themselves an easy target for all types of personal embarrassments, However, because she did not represent herself appropriately she now causes all of us to suffer the consequences of her actions. She caused a levee to break in Nevada causing almost 4,000 to evacuate their homes, Democrats and Republicans could not deal with her impacts and felt compelled to act in similar fashion as Ms. Spears and exchanged compliments amongst each other. National Treasure remained as the number one box office motion picture of which the far reaching impacts of this to America has yet to be fully determined. 800,000,000 more Americans, not yet born, visited their doctors to request Viagra and Zoloft so that they could deal with the mature behavior of Ms. Spears over the next millennium. As politicians tossed their mature pot shots across their extremely wide births, Walmart lost a critical court case that will remove their ability to avoid paying taxes on tax shelters that shelter taxes for entities that do business via legitimately structured transactions that avoid taxes. To top it off the financial markets remain in turmoil, the greatest president to ever live remains mathematically, grammatically, geographically, and mentally challenged to deal with the rising price of oil around the globe while China positions itself to change it's name to Wang Wong Mart. Only the wisdom of Lindsay Lohan, Ms. Spears, and Dr. Phil can help change the misfortunes that most likely await us in the following week of news worthy news. As a CEO I am finding it difficult to determine the exact markets to further exploit so must get back to reading my Wall Street Journal.

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