Bleeding Hearts

I am very concerned. There are rumblings coming from fellow CEOs in the insurance industry mulling over the thought of providing fair and affordable insurance rates to homeowners. This is purely preposterous and outright destruction of decent corporate profit maximization. One cannot simply lower premiums. How could any self serving CEO conjure up such a non-capitalistic notion of enterprise. Clearly delusion is involved. Consumers need to be assured that they will always need to worry if they will be able to keep their homes so other industries can exploit their labor for a fair and cheap price. This allows unions to prosper at the executive levels as they feign abhorring disappointment over outsourcing of labor to third world countries where fair labor practices are allowed and not demanded. I suppose the great CEOs, such as me, who have controlled all aspects of our endeavors to line our personal bank accounts to great wealth, always knew that someday a bad apple would lend an ear to a whining consumer and develop a bleeding heart. I thought if one formed a bleeding heart they would either require immediate surgery or die on the spot. Why is this not happening? We cannot afford to have the majority of consumers begin to grasp the concept that insurance premiums are as folly as current gas prices. This will destroy the economy.

CD