Emptiness

After looking at my Wall Street Journal today and yesterday, and seeing the sad broadcasting of the ever exciting and enticing Iowa caucus, my heart is filled with an emptiness. I feel numb and am finding it difficult to write today's critical thought. I am going to miss the current monarchy that is presently in place. Such a fine friend of the common man. I almost thought about starting a faith based brothel and crack house so as to not leave any employee behind. My thought here was that this would help us all get through the tumultuous times that our great national CEO has steered us towards. As a CEO I strive everyday to live up to the high expectations of the ruling class at any moment so our organization will remain ever vigilant and agile as we globalize to meet the challenges we create for ourselves. We must remember that Iowa is just one state out of supposedly 50 and they produce a lot of corn. If it weren't for Iowa our regular TV programming wouldn't have been interrupted. On the bright side though we have a fantastic cast of characters that will comically keep us entertained throughout the debacle. Comedy is a great element to have during recessions and depressions. So is Xanax, Prozac, marijuana, heroin, cocaine, and alcohol. We all must realize that collectively, we can all achieve perfect functional dysfunction. Perfect functional dysfunction is not just for erectness.

CD