Your Poor Performance

I just want to pass along some great leadership advice and perspective. Do not worry, if you go belly up on your mortgage. You will simply pay a hefty price and get trounced for your poor performance due to the financial corporations irresponsible behavior. They will smite you with severe negative credit scores to your record that will affect you for years to come. However, there is light at the end of the tunnel so do not fret because all is not lost. Your poor performance means somewhere a strong financial institution is recording losses that are building and showing up on their financial reports as humongous losses. This is turn provides their shareholders with terrible returns which trickle up to the CEOs in the form of handsome bonuses in the millions of dollars for your poor performance. See the new economy is working. Try to keep things in perspective. If you still have a job at least you have a job. If you lost your job you are free to explore new opportunities. Regardless you owe a huge thank you to a CEO. If you see a CEO in passing open your wallet and give them all the money you have. Show your appreciation.

CD
Sometimes, when all seems lost, it usually is.