Friday, April 18, 2008

National Day of Prayer is May 01, 2008

A great day is coming. May 1st will require you all to pray for great leaders such as myself. The United States Congress, by Public Law 100-307, has recognized an annual National Day of Prayer. The second greatest leader of all time, George W. Bush has proclaimed May 01, 2008 as this great day. This is a fantastic campaign to inveigle the masses to endow the majestic ones like me with pure benevolence and personal wealth.

On May 01, 2008 people all over the United States will be joining together to pray for Gods protection and direction for our country and its leaders. This doctrine requires each and every one of you to pray for my safe advancement of our corporate and government exploitation across poor impoverished nations and workers, and especially the lower expectationals, including the complete wealth building exploitation throughout Canada, China, India, Mexico, South America, Europe, Japan, Korea, Australia, and Third World countries like the United States. Employees everywhere need to beg the lord to deliver unto me and that all the riches of the world be bestowed to my bank account. Cash offerings are one of the best ways to please the lord, and anoint your self with a shiny cleansing of that guilt involved with hoarding cash for your own gain. This will allow you to roister in your under-achievements and successful failures.

CD
Usually when I see you I am able to reaffirm that things are really fucked up.

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