Abandonment and You

Ever feel abandoned? If you answer no to this then think again. According to a recent study by and at the AMPC (American Medical Psychologist Center), located in Drain, Oregon, those who experience feelings of abandonment perform better sexually on the job than off. In a study involving 1 undecided voters 10 percent lost their libido without trying, 20 percent perpetually humped the copier machine, and a whopping 50% screwed themselves over or out of a promotion, and the remaining 20 percent remained undecided but verbally castigated any who dared agree with them. The results are not clear as to what this means for decided voters. However, if the same undecided behaviors are transcended, with no correlation to whether one is a decided or undecided voter, then sexual polarization would be feasible. Dr. Ideebiddy Penisk clarified that just because one feels abandoned does not necessitate random reactionary anal fissure flare ups across the voting demographics, but quite the opposite. Most fissures are caused by normal intercourse between the political targets or candidates. The trajectory of this diabolical issue points straight to the facts of the study. The end result is that those with any level of abandonment mortification actually experience stronger pathological associations of jollification knowing that those who are without it are screwed up, screwed out and screwed over, just the same as they themselves are. In layman terms, no matter who gets what, in the end that is where most will take it. The rear end that is.

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