Listening to Your Great Corporate Leaders During Economic Times of Trouble

As you look around today in your immediate, yet feeble work location, I am certain that most of you will portray your eager and anxious anticipation of that management meeting, where great minds open the dammed mental flood gates that flood your existence with their miasma of intelligence. It is you the captive audience that make the difference. Some of you will play your adolescence immaturity that you never grew out of since some point in your early childhood that you have been “stuck” in forever. Others will feign intellectual superiority. Others just might be on the up and up and toss out a few hooks to lure management off topic. Great leaders never stray or become fooled by such idiocy. Learn your place. Sit upright and worship the ground the pimp that signs your time card walks on like they were the greatest thing since Alexander the Great. The most important thing you can do now, in these times of lower expectational trouble, is fully utilize all of your mental powers and demonstrate without a doubt that you have the same abulia capabilities as any great leader. This will dwell in the towers that ring the bells for you. Maybe even get you noticed for a position in Human Resources. No matter what do not fear, for these are only ivory tower bells that ring for you. As usual, it is just your daydreaming fantasy imagination gone serious. Whatever lights your candles are merely remnants of your inability to retain something new, and should positively remind you that there is a light at the end of the tunnel. It just leads to perpetual astonishment of deserved levels within the organization, be it yourself or your immediate work location. Look around before you cringe. Never let them see you smile. Wince!
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