Obamanomically Incorrectness and the Republican Spoof

As I perish the fantasy of meeting Sarah Pelosi and Nancy Palin on line through the exciting Craigslist adult services classifieds my heart sinks deep into my gut and prolongs my erectile dysfunction.  The reality of what this means to all who pay federal income taxes must be difficult to digest and form any true realistic perspective.  Political whores like Henry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, and John McCain ad nauseum, certainly are relishing this feeble moment of nat sized proportions.  Obama, Holder, the Czars of Intrusion, and that other dim bulb of idiocratic delusions, Emmanuel ramble onward towards a glorious perpetual campaign of victorious defeat through acting in the worst interest of the collective whole. 

As the Gregorian chants a melody towards the Republican party of no boomerangs into the minds of the masses, and the racist Democratic seeded mantra spews forward to label Tea Partiers as evil zealots who know not what they do outside of a redneck's trailer park, it becomes obvious that Obama and his band of just out of diapers voters need a Mosque to worship in.  It would be from this place that wondrous new economic growth could embellish and transcend all to be good ethnocentrically correct citizens who need to pay higher taxes so that the status quo of welfare recipients can prosper and grow their base. 

To balance the powers of evil a new order of right winged virgins will build structures of worship called Super malls that will incite the proposition to ban gay marriage and provide the Mosque worshippers with fossil fueled Subarus built by Mosque worshipping General Motors union labor.  The order of the peace will be monitored by the sensitive upright New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party and members of SEIU as well as the secret federal order of prominent anti Craigslist scanners. 

As Artie Lang would so eloquently summarize all of this as a pussy pow wow.

Both sides plot to exploit their minions to wail for a mantra of promotional enterprise. 

Maybe this will be continued in the form of economics.

I have to go pay the illegal Mexican that mows my lawn.


CD
Sometimes you get what you deserve and wished for.  Most times you get worse than common sense. 

Federal Investigations

My dear low level non-essential employees or employees to be, federal investigations are simply undertaken to appease the masses, so they feel warm and fuzzy that something is being done about the issue, so as to avoid or keep the investigators from being identified as the real culprits of transgressions and or criminal activity, and to provide them a safe haven and path to keep their positions of power. Poor Barney. They certainly Pelosi'd things into a fine mess.

CD
Sometimes Barney is larger and more than a purple dinosaur.

A CEOs Perfect Storm

I have to confess. It is of shear folly and delight for CEOs such as myself that the current situation, and the trying times to come, have distracted the minions to boo and hiss at their elected officials who will take that battering in lieu of holding the status quo so that CEOs, rich and cunning CEOs like me, can take full advantage of the $700 billion deal that will line the pockets of my own, my corporation, and these fine elected officials who care so much for the crying have not masses. Oh the joy of capitalist treachery!!! Obama will get richer, McCain will get richer, Biden will get richer, Palin will get richer, all of congress and senate will get richer, and more lucrative jobs for the non-subjective media will get created as the incumbent media reporters feign their disdain at what the greed is doing to the common folk while they themselves make even more millions.

CD
Sometimes capitalists are needed when they are hated most.

Naughtical Assuage

Superb to be insane while appearing well. No doubt all are feeling the strain of the horrible situation being felt by the award of the Air Force contract to Northrop Grumman and EADS and not to Boeing. Because Boeing lost they complained. Because EADS is a foreign company that partnered with Northrop, and because the timing is in the midst of a heated Democratic presidential campaign, the non-issue is now a major issue of such proportions that one should just offer their job up to any foreigner who will have it. Besides, you can then have time to do what you want. How dare this pontification be allowed to happen! Great CEOs will simply point out that the company submitted a proposal and that throughout the process the government agency in control of the procurement action was aware of the corporate teams participating in the game of schmoozing to get the win. This is a prime example of why it is just better to play it like Boeing, cheat and take the gamble of getting caught. Even if you get caught it's only a short term thing which, as I've pointed out before, doesn't matter. It's the long term that counts. Unless you're a CEO like Spitzer and even then there really is no harm on the home front as it is accepted and expected by the spouses of said scandal participant. Did I say scandal? CEOs know no such word. Perhaps I have spent too much time with the lower class at CNN and FOX. Since my day began with this silliness crammed in front of my face upon awakening, I walked around the workers area for a bit. Then I realized some had two monitors on their desks while others only had one. Conclusion? It is more cost effective to increase profits by cheating and not trying new approaches. Waste means more profits. On a brighter note Mary Ann from Gilligans Island television fame was caught with marijuana in her car. I wonder if anyone notified homeland security. We can not have productivity threatened like this. But let us find some way to assuage all of this so we can feel good, in a liberal republican way. The Demorepubleral way. A naughtical (spelling intended) way. I hear Glenn Beck conferred with an archbishop about Barack Obama, and then Media Matters accused Glenn Beck of calling Barack Obama the Antichrist. Then Keith Olbermann awarded Glenn Beck an award for being worse because he called Barack the Antichrist. Not that Olbermann is good on any level, it is just some bottom feeders are persistent. Great CEOs never have to be either (the Antichrist or bottom feeders). Maybe Glenn should hook up with Mary Ann, Media Matters, and Keith Olbermann to smoke with them.

CD