Obamanomically Incorrectness and the Republican Spoof

As I perish the fantasy of meeting Sarah Pelosi and Nancy Palin on line through the exciting Craigslist adult services classifieds my heart sinks deep into my gut and prolongs my erectile dysfunction.  The reality of what this means to all who pay federal income taxes must be difficult to digest and form any true realistic perspective.  Political whores like Henry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, and John McCain ad nauseum, certainly are relishing this feeble moment of nat sized proportions.  Obama, Holder, the Czars of Intrusion, and that other dim bulb of idiocratic delusions, Emmanuel ramble onward towards a glorious perpetual campaign of victorious defeat through acting in the worst interest of the collective whole. 

As the Gregorian chants a melody towards the Republican party of no boomerangs into the minds of the masses, and the racist Democratic seeded mantra spews forward to label Tea Partiers as evil zealots who know not what they do outside of a redneck's trailer park, it becomes obvious that Obama and his band of just out of diapers voters need a Mosque to worship in.  It would be from this place that wondrous new economic growth could embellish and transcend all to be good ethnocentrically correct citizens who need to pay higher taxes so that the status quo of welfare recipients can prosper and grow their base. 

To balance the powers of evil a new order of right winged virgins will build structures of worship called Super malls that will incite the proposition to ban gay marriage and provide the Mosque worshippers with fossil fueled Subarus built by Mosque worshipping General Motors union labor.  The order of the peace will be monitored by the sensitive upright New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party and members of SEIU as well as the secret federal order of prominent anti Craigslist scanners. 

As Artie Lang would so eloquently summarize all of this as a pussy pow wow.

Both sides plot to exploit their minions to wail for a mantra of promotional enterprise. 

Maybe this will be continued in the form of economics.

I have to go pay the illegal Mexican that mows my lawn.


CD
Sometimes you get what you deserve and wished for.  Most times you get worse than common sense. 

Makin Kagan

Sad but reflective of the times. As like Obama, one doesn't have to have any factual experience under their belt of actually doing anything... It's all simply based on popularity and what is the "in" thing to do with the high hopes that this will engage a retarded base for re-election. It's the era of the I'm okay you're not mentality. But hey she looks like a little stocky pudgy widget... I guess that counts for something... like donuts?

CD
Sometimes disasters come in prepackaged tampons.

The Only Remaining Competition? Failing Efficiently.

As I continue to rise in my decreasing popularity and increased prominence of superiority towards royalty free iPoop, I come to the realization that in the process of Obama and Biden's pursuit of destroying the efficiencies of capitalism they are directly challenging my position for most successful failures.  My mind turns rapidly counter clockwise as it tries to determine if this is an intentional challenge or simply a mere accidental coincidence of incompetence.  I fear the former but then again Obama is from Harvard.


CD
The only good democrat is one that is powerless. 

New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party Expose Panties With Ranties for NAACP

As the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party exonerates their squirting zits and pick their noses declaring proximity of no existence a faint disposition begins to appear on the horizon of Obama politics.  With Tony Hayward no where to be found the distraction away from the greatest intellectual failures regains hyper focus directly at the democrats and Obama.  New promise apparently is greatest in the impending collapse of the economy as the spend thrift keeps whipping out his American Distress credit card and delivers us to chaotic welfare and despair.  What's a poor boy from Chicago to do?  With his prominent foot in mouth attorney general disseminating judicial fungus, as well as SEIU and ACORN anti democracy practices come to light, there is only lower places or people to turn too to help distract attention away from the Bush Bashing, Hope and Change touting, War Disowning, Transparent Phony intellectual.  Enter the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party.  With a leader who looks like the twin of P Diddy only one other organization can wield more power than a fly stuck on fly paper.  The NAACP now declares the Tea Party is racist?  How convenient.  Simply genius.  One minor glitch in the whole design.  The majority of Americans are now wise to the pied pipers antics and have reconciled themselves to one resolve.  We need to legalize marijuana.

CD
Sometimes politicians make us wish we had a deadly venereal disease.