New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party Expose Panties With Ranties for NAACP

As the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party exonerates their squirting zits and pick their noses declaring proximity of no existence a faint disposition begins to appear on the horizon of Obama politics.  With Tony Hayward no where to be found the distraction away from the greatest intellectual failures regains hyper focus directly at the democrats and Obama.  New promise apparently is greatest in the impending collapse of the economy as the spend thrift keeps whipping out his American Distress credit card and delivers us to chaotic welfare and despair.  What's a poor boy from Chicago to do?  With his prominent foot in mouth attorney general disseminating judicial fungus, as well as SEIU and ACORN anti democracy practices come to light, there is only lower places or people to turn too to help distract attention away from the Bush Bashing, Hope and Change touting, War Disowning, Transparent Phony intellectual.  Enter the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party.  With a leader who looks like the twin of P Diddy only one other organization can wield more power than a fly stuck on fly paper.  The NAACP now declares the Tea Party is racist?  How convenient.  Simply genius.  One minor glitch in the whole design.  The majority of Americans are now wise to the pied pipers antics and have reconciled themselves to one resolve.  We need to legalize marijuana.

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Sometimes politicians make us wish we had a deadly venereal disease. 

Naughtical Assuage

Superb to be insane while appearing well. No doubt all are feeling the strain of the horrible situation being felt by the award of the Air Force contract to Northrop Grumman and EADS and not to Boeing. Because Boeing lost they complained. Because EADS is a foreign company that partnered with Northrop, and because the timing is in the midst of a heated Democratic presidential campaign, the non-issue is now a major issue of such proportions that one should just offer their job up to any foreigner who will have it. Besides, you can then have time to do what you want. How dare this pontification be allowed to happen! Great CEOs will simply point out that the company submitted a proposal and that throughout the process the government agency in control of the procurement action was aware of the corporate teams participating in the game of schmoozing to get the win. This is a prime example of why it is just better to play it like Boeing, cheat and take the gamble of getting caught. Even if you get caught it's only a short term thing which, as I've pointed out before, doesn't matter. It's the long term that counts. Unless you're a CEO like Spitzer and even then there really is no harm on the home front as it is accepted and expected by the spouses of said scandal participant. Did I say scandal? CEOs know no such word. Perhaps I have spent too much time with the lower class at CNN and FOX. Since my day began with this silliness crammed in front of my face upon awakening, I walked around the workers area for a bit. Then I realized some had two monitors on their desks while others only had one. Conclusion? It is more cost effective to increase profits by cheating and not trying new approaches. Waste means more profits. On a brighter note Mary Ann from Gilligans Island television fame was caught with marijuana in her car. I wonder if anyone notified homeland security. We can not have productivity threatened like this. But let us find some way to assuage all of this so we can feel good, in a liberal republican way. The Demorepubleral way. A naughtical (spelling intended) way. I hear Glenn Beck conferred with an archbishop about Barack Obama, and then Media Matters accused Glenn Beck of calling Barack Obama the Antichrist. Then Keith Olbermann awarded Glenn Beck an award for being worse because he called Barack the Antichrist. Not that Olbermann is good on any level, it is just some bottom feeders are persistent. Great CEOs never have to be either (the Antichrist or bottom feeders). Maybe Glenn should hook up with Mary Ann, Media Matters, and Keith Olbermann to smoke with them.

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