Federal Investigations

My dear low level non-essential employees or employees to be, federal investigations are simply undertaken to appease the masses, so they feel warm and fuzzy that something is being done about the issue, so as to avoid or keep the investigators from being identified as the real culprits of transgressions and or criminal activity, and to provide them a safe haven and path to keep their positions of power. Poor Barney. They certainly Pelosi'd things into a fine mess.

CD
Sometimes Barney is larger and more than a purple dinosaur.

A CEOs Perfect Storm

I have to confess. It is of shear folly and delight for CEOs such as myself that the current situation, and the trying times to come, have distracted the minions to boo and hiss at their elected officials who will take that battering in lieu of holding the status quo so that CEOs, rich and cunning CEOs like me, can take full advantage of the $700 billion deal that will line the pockets of my own, my corporation, and these fine elected officials who care so much for the crying have not masses. Oh the joy of capitalist treachery!!! Obama will get richer, McCain will get richer, Biden will get richer, Palin will get richer, all of congress and senate will get richer, and more lucrative jobs for the non-subjective media will get created as the incumbent media reporters feign their disdain at what the greed is doing to the common folk while they themselves make even more millions.

CD
Sometimes capitalists are needed when they are hated most.