To Moscow with Love

My fellow right wing liberals.  A great libation has poured it's screaming twisted scheme upon us.  With a powerful dysfunctional minion screaming "THIS IS MY AMERICA" at some electorate while wetting her depends filled panties in tandem of imposing micro transgressions we unite as a unified Trump coalition of wealthy intrepid deities.  Hail Cessarian Section!

As we mount our bareback horses, shirtless in our endeavors to display our belly rolls of Putin man mamory prowess and ability to grab the horse by it's reins.  We shall send the tyrannical powerfully weak, that have been empowered during the Obaman helm, back to their equivocal time stamp that is long overdue.  May the hippies who have reigned power as Czars and as other silent powers within the Obama cotextual period let us cut the strings that bind us to safe havens of illpudity and enconclavicatioiusness.  Let your inner Trumpofraglisticinexplicabilitations magnify to our common quest.  Make America Great Again.

Sometimes the same thing is different.
CD

Obamanomically Incorrectness and the Republican Spoof

As I perish the fantasy of meeting Sarah Pelosi and Nancy Palin on line through the exciting Craigslist adult services classifieds my heart sinks deep into my gut and prolongs my erectile dysfunction.  The reality of what this means to all who pay federal income taxes must be difficult to digest and form any true realistic perspective.  Political whores like Henry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, and John McCain ad nauseum, certainly are relishing this feeble moment of nat sized proportions.  Obama, Holder, the Czars of Intrusion, and that other dim bulb of idiocratic delusions, Emmanuel ramble onward towards a glorious perpetual campaign of victorious defeat through acting in the worst interest of the collective whole. 

As the Gregorian chants a melody towards the Republican party of no boomerangs into the minds of the masses, and the racist Democratic seeded mantra spews forward to label Tea Partiers as evil zealots who know not what they do outside of a redneck's trailer park, it becomes obvious that Obama and his band of just out of diapers voters need a Mosque to worship in.  It would be from this place that wondrous new economic growth could embellish and transcend all to be good ethnocentrically correct citizens who need to pay higher taxes so that the status quo of welfare recipients can prosper and grow their base. 

To balance the powers of evil a new order of right winged virgins will build structures of worship called Super malls that will incite the proposition to ban gay marriage and provide the Mosque worshippers with fossil fueled Subarus built by Mosque worshipping General Motors union labor.  The order of the peace will be monitored by the sensitive upright New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party and members of SEIU as well as the secret federal order of prominent anti Craigslist scanners. 

As Artie Lang would so eloquently summarize all of this as a pussy pow wow.

Both sides plot to exploit their minions to wail for a mantra of promotional enterprise. 

Maybe this will be continued in the form of economics.

I have to go pay the illegal Mexican that mows my lawn.


CD
Sometimes you get what you deserve and wished for.  Most times you get worse than common sense. 

Makin Kagan

Sad but reflective of the times. As like Obama, one doesn't have to have any factual experience under their belt of actually doing anything... It's all simply based on popularity and what is the "in" thing to do with the high hopes that this will engage a retarded base for re-election. It's the era of the I'm okay you're not mentality. But hey she looks like a little stocky pudgy widget... I guess that counts for something... like donuts?

CD
Sometimes disasters come in prepackaged tampons.

What Would You Say Otherwise?

As I continue to fight the hostile take over of my company by me I have been living a life of a commoner.   While checking off my ballot for this politician and that politician etc. I came across the congressional representative choice and found myself actually wondering who to vote for.  All of them say everything so as to please all but never say what one's true position is.  Example, I went to the incumbents cute little website that is provided courtesy of mine and your tax dollars only to find some truly amazing things regarding what the incumbent represents and stands for.  Here is one of the headlines from the website:


"Smith Supports Veterans, Military Personnel and their Families..." 


This is simply an astronomical claim and most likely has taken everyone by surprise.  Certainly no one was expecting Mr. Smith to make such a controversial claim.  Do you think Mr. Smith would get elected if he posted:


"Smith Doesn't Support Veterans, Military Personnel and their Families..."? 


The point is that everything has gotten so silly that if you can't see the insidiousness of even putting that campaign advertisement on the tax payer website.  Perhaps Mr. Smith should work on draining his own sewer of feeble twittering.


CD
Sometimes life is easier when you are a CEO

The Only Remaining Competition? Failing Efficiently.

As I continue to rise in my decreasing popularity and increased prominence of superiority towards royalty free iPoop, I come to the realization that in the process of Obama and Biden's pursuit of destroying the efficiencies of capitalism they are directly challenging my position for most successful failures.  My mind turns rapidly counter clockwise as it tries to determine if this is an intentional challenge or simply a mere accidental coincidence of incompetence.  I fear the former but then again Obama is from Harvard.


CD
The only good democrat is one that is powerless. 

The Lame Blame Game

It seems the democrats have warped minds of some magnitude.  Choosing to run for the office of President of the United States means you personally accepted the fact that you will inherit current issues and take full responsibility to resolve them. It does not mean you can perpetually scapegoat the previous administrations for your whole term(s) in office. The stakes, issues, problems were well known at the moment the decision was made to run and politicize current and past events to gain a winning result. It is Obama's war of his choosing. Obama OWNS everything that he inherited and needs to get off the pissy pot, stop spinning with blame and hate, and be a LEADER like previous presidents. Most of you democrats along with republicans have certainly enjoyed the prosperity that was garnered by LEADERSHIP of prior administrations be they republicans or democrats.

The Plight Before Christmas

Twas the plight before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a senator was caring
As they shouted about

Chris Burris was touting
So smug and robust
Blaming Republicans
Flaring his nostrils
And blathering such

Harry Reid was beaming
His beady eyes did lust
For just one moment
To fondle Pelosi
And Franken's big butts

Obama stared blankly
In stout disbelief
Iran's laughing so loudly
While the tax hikes begin

As the votes are cast
And tallied
Shrieks of victory
Are declared
The plight before Christmas
Will haunt you with despair

So hop around jolly
Pretend it's all fair
It will benefit no one
This reform of health care

And as you return
To your mansions and estates
Suddenly you'll remember
Your constituents that you hate

Just smile and wave
To the majority you defiled
And said were full of hate
For those are the ones
That will vote you away

As they go to the polls
In 2010 to vote
many will question
Where was our bribe
To exempt our states

Harry Reid is a scoundrel
Nancy Pelosi a giant douche
Al Franken's mentally challenged
And Tim Geitner seriously confused

Bernanke and the CBO
Are mathematically retarded
But the economy is recovering
Just close your eyes
And click a prostitutes boots

How dare you birthers
Ask for Obama
To show his certificate of birth
It's something that should be a secret
You simply misunderstood

Al Gore's a coward, liar, and a cheat
A mommas boy that still cries in his sleep
Some will tell you he even sleeps with sheep
Whenever his theory's merit is questioned
Chicken Little seems to have more proof

So rock the vote you destroyers of wealth
It's only your families that will suffer
This madness you are disguising as change
There are laws of nature
There are rules of law
There are facts proven through science
Those currently in power
Are enemies of us all

For it's quite very simple
And just as plain to see
So when you see any of
These rumbling bumbling bumblers
Remind them of this one simple thing
There is more than truth in numbers
There is also strength

So Merry Christmas to all
Truth hurts and denial is a beautiful thing!

The Agony of Capitalism

It is quite astonishing the disdain that success in American business can brood. It is even comical how some see the world differently than the greatest CEO such as myself. In discussions with my top advisors, and a side monologue amongst myself, I am told that profitable companies are evil, non-profitable companies are desired, and the American dream is to simply own a home and pay the bills. So innovation, aspiration, competitiveness, and excellence no longer matter. How did this intellectual retardation occur? How did everyone become dumber than Kim Jong Il? How did it get to the point where everyone seems to speak out of both sides of their mouths and declare they are not contradicting themselves? How did it become where pro-profit individuals are automatically relegated as being affilliated to the Republican party and one who is against profits for both corporations and individuals are cast as Democrats? Is it only those who currently hold, or those who currently seek to hold leadership positions grasp that they are all profiteers and selfishly greedy as much as I, the greatest CEO of all time? Does no one get that Oil is a must until something better, exceedingly better than ethanol, comes along on a global scale? That Global Warming is much more a scare tactic than any true man made article of imminent self destruction? The world wants plastic and concrete. Both need oil to produce. So oil company Exxon Mobil posted a beautiful capitalistic profit of almost $40,000,000,000 and becuase the economy is down in the dumps it's the haves that are to blame so they are the evil empire. Meanwhile all of the presidential candidates are hurting by taking exemplary action and not using their planes, cars, homes etc. so to show us all how evil it is to be associated with oil. I see Microsoft posted a wonderful capital profit of $14,000,000,000 and they remain embraced as representing good over evil all the while consuming oil based items. Yet I look at our soddy gravedigger financial institutions and see they have wonderful capitalistic losses, but I see rage and angst against these corporations for providing no profits, the opposite of how Exxon Mobil is treated. So I ask, why is Exxon Mobil so detested for being successful at its business? Microsoft is successful but not detested in similar fashion, and the financial institutions are teetering on the brink of utter collapse and no one is cheering. This is insanity of such proportions that I am just so glad to drink my coffee from my elitist Corporate Dick coffee mug. Matter of fact, I think I'll put on my cozy Corporate Dick sweat shirt and relish the agony of capitalism.


If you do not win or succeed because the rules did not go your way, change the rules until you win. I think things are heating up on the political front.


CD