Monday, December 19, 2016

To Moscow with Love

My fellow right wing liberals.  A great libation has poured it's screaming twisted scheme upon us.  With a powerful dysfunctional minion screaming "THIS IS MY AMERICA" at some electorate while wetting her depends filled panties in tandem of imposing micro transgressions we unite as a unified Trump coalition of wealthy intrepid deities.  Hail Cessarian Section!

As we mount our bareback horses, shirtless in our endeavors to display our belly rolls of Putin man mamory prowess and ability to grab the horse by it's reins.  We shall send the tyrannical powerfully weak, that have been empowered during the Obaman helm, back to their equivocal time stamp that is long overdue.  May the hippies who have reigned power as Czars and as other silent powers within the Obama cotextual period let us cut the strings that bind us to safe havens of illpudity and enconclavicatioiusness.  Let your inner Trumpofraglisticinexplicabilitations magnify to our common quest.  Make America Great Again.

Sometimes the same thing is different.
CD

Saturday, December 5, 2015

New Thoughts On The Economy

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CD
Sometimes things are as bad as they seem!

Saturday, January 12, 2013

The Journal News = Cowardice

I must admit my ribs are quite tender from laughing so hard at the hypocrisy displayed by the Journal News when they were approached by correspondents from Fox News. 

I would not hesitate one bit to cancel my subscription to a paper that takes action such as this and then goes mute and hides from the press such as Fox News wanting to ask questions as to why they thought this was a good idea.  The Journal News would not allow you to hide if you did something that infringed on some in the public environment.  Heck they'd be parked outside your house for days on end sensationalizing what an evil person you are etc.  Shame on this type of journalism.  Deeply burying your head in the sand to avoid being taken to task on something is not the quality an organization should seek in their employees character.


Sometimes the true character emerges and proves you are wasting your money
CD

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Don't Remember to Vote

As a great prominent CEO under the American enterprise of capitalism my critical thoughts reside in the upcoming presidential election.  It befuddles my simplest realms of intelligence how an individual could review the basic principals of economics and foreign policy interlaced with political regiments of game theory amongst our adversaries and contemporaries and conclude that the current reign of leadership should remain for another four years.  The simplest element is based on a theory of simple math involving addition and subtraction, the other element is simply based in integrity and ethics.  Imagine you work all day in the fields of your farm.  The sweat you plied to bring in your harvest in order to meet the needs for the coming year, kids education, groceries, fuel consumption, gifts for holidays, cell phones and utilities, entertainment, kids activities, retirement savings etc.  Imagine you go out and purchased all of these items up front for the whole year.  Upon returning home you are greeted by the IRS to collect half of what you just stocked up on as a result of your hard work.  After you eagerly hand over half of this you are taxed additionally on your property, fuel, sales/consumption tax, additional local fees for automotive and recreational license fees to compensate for lower revenues due to leadership at all levels of your government not making tough decisions.  Additionally you are informed that you need to pay additional taxes in order for your government leadership to provide companies like GM and financial institutions revenues to keep them in business because the leadership of those enterprises didn't do their jobs while stashing away billions in their own personal pockets.  So now you provide 70% of your harvest and have 30% for yourself.  Next you are greeted by your three adult children at the front door and all ask if they can move back home.  You have no choice they have no where else to go.  At dinner the discussion is an interplay of eating and interrupting XBox gaming asking what your kids are going to do.  They each respond that your generation needs to get use to the new economy.  That this is how things are in Europe and we have to start transitioning to this way of life so that everyone has an equal chance for prosperity and opportunity.  Governments know how to provide for the people.   While your kids are playing their XBox games, and all are stuffing their bellies with Jack in the Box and Papa Johns pizza the Ambassador to Libya is trying to contact his offices in the mainland to let them know that impending terrorist attacks are being planned upon their office.  To please send additional security.  You grab another slice of pizza and wash it down with swig of all sugar cola.  The ambassador gets no answer except that security manpower is not available.  No alert to evacuate is given.  Two days later the attacks begin and in two hours the CIA informs the American president that the attacks are a result of the terrorist group al-kayduh (intended).  You are eating your left over pizza and the news comes on reporting that sources identify a video made in America that mock the prophet mohammad that caused the attacks.  The president sends mixed messages  that terrorism is bad and the head of state declares the American government had nothing to do with film making.  No mention of terrorism is mentioned.  No one questions the government leaders.  Large corporations fear questioning the status quo as they may lose their graces to get billions of dollars should they perform poorly.  Media reporters are hesitant to inquire as their questioning carries the potential to cast the government leaders in a negative manner and their corporate bosses need the current leaders in power so they continue to reap billions in exemptions and tax deductions and to provide their personal political propaganda clout at its peak levels.  All who clamor to the status quo as their cognition is unable to comprehend that something is wrong and that common sense and rationale would signal that the leadership is lying to them.  The next day 3 of those individuals go to work.  They are in disbelief that anyone who doesn't agree with them that leadership could even think of lying.  Surely the video mocking mohammad caused the killings.  All 3 of these individuals are managers of human resources at their conglomerate organizations.  They make $350,000 dollars a year.   Coincidentally each are confronted with evidence that an employee has lied on their resume 20 years ago about their college education or their age.  "This is an OUTRAGE" they cry.  We pay these employees $60,000 a year!  We can't tolerate lying.  The employees are immediately fired. 

CD
Sometimes the blind can see.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Question

Does any one, ANY ONE, of our elected representatives actually understand economics and the requirements to operate a business?  Do they even know how to execute a plan into reality, rather than defer it for the sake of getting elected or re-elected? 
Corporate Dick says:

"When you constantly declare a false truth that is clung to by a growing populist culture then prosperity of all consequence is doomed."  CD June 2012

Sometimes 1 - 10 = 1,000,000
CD

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!

Are you fucking kidding me?!  The best that can compete for 2012 against Obama are these right wing knuckleheads?  When will both sides of center realize that the folks want the center?  We don't want Obama welfare states of European flavoring nor do we want the GOP's lunacy of morality marinated in dimwitted religious syrup.  Americans are pretty much tired and disgusted of the status quo.  The majority see through Obama's current cloaked veil that is swirling into the antics as some type of middle class saviour.  Likewise, they see the folly of the demonizing podiatry of the GOP's fear mongering.  Both the right and left are extremely guilty of transgressions against legal voting citizens and their constitutional protections.  Neither has even attempted to fix the immigration disaster for fear of losing votes.  Both are guilty of causing the destruction of personal wealth across the middle class.  The right for setting up the fall and the left for spiking the final blows.  Within all of these extremes are the interpolating carcinogens known as the mainstream media or rather mediocre.  The media have misreported, misrepresented and completely ignored serious issues when it impedes their political agendas.  The sheep never even notice the ones holding their hands and offering to help are the very ones who are the root of the cancerous afflictions. 

You've got to be fucking kidding me!  All that is available for Americans to choose from is Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann and John Huntsman?  What the fuck?!  Herman Cain still stands out as the front leader and he's no longer in the race!!!

None of the candidates bring anything to the table, they have already been career politicians and have fixed nothing and have ruined everything.  Cram Obama into that classification as well.  This is the most exorbitant display of insanity where one expects a different outcome by doing the same thing over and over again.

Sometimes you just know something terrible is going to happen.  Perhaps it would be best if the Mayan calendar were correct. 

Hope and change, hope and change, yes we can't!!!

CD

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Occupy Anywhere

I've been remis in my quest to attain profit maximization. The current leadership of the United States of America continues to be meek and follow the conglomerate giants which continue to turn off the flow of money to small businesses. As CEO of the smallest company in the universe I have to support the occuppational activity that is among us today. 1% is holding 99% hostage. Click here to support breaking the chains of economic suffrage.



Occupy Anywhere! Keep it alive!


Sometimes you have to utilize strength in numbers
CD