To Moscow with Love

My fellow right wing liberals.  A great libation has poured it's screaming twisted scheme upon us.  With a powerful dysfunctional minion screaming "THIS IS MY AMERICA" at some electorate while wetting her depends filled panties in tandem of imposing micro transgressions we unite as a unified Trump coalition of wealthy intrepid deities.  Hail Cessarian Section!

As we mount our bareback horses, shirtless in our endeavors to display our belly rolls of Putin man mamory prowess and ability to grab the horse by it's reins.  We shall send the tyrannical powerfully weak, that have been empowered during the Obaman helm, back to their equivocal time stamp that is long overdue.  May the hippies who have reigned power as Czars and as other silent powers within the Obama cotextual period let us cut the strings that bind us to safe havens of illpudity and enconclavicatioiusness.  Let your inner Trumpofraglisticinexplicabilitations magnify to our common quest.  Make America Great Again.

Sometimes the same thing is different.
CD

New Thoughts On The Economy

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CD

Sometimes things are as bad as they seem!

The Journal News = Cowardice

I must admit my ribs are quite tender from laughing so hard at the hypocrisy displayed by the Journal News when they were approached by correspondents from Fox News. 

I would not hesitate one bit to cancel my subscription to a paper that takes action such as this and then goes mute and hides from the press such as Fox News wanting to ask questions as to why they thought this was a good idea.  The Journal News would not allow you to hide if you did something that infringed on some in the public environment.  Heck they'd be parked outside your house for days on end sensationalizing what an evil person you are etc.  Shame on this type of journalism.  Deeply burying your head in the sand to avoid being taken to task on something is not the quality an organization should seek in their employees character.


Sometimes the true character emerges and proves you are wasting your money
CD

Don't Remember to Vote

As a great prominent CEO under the American enterprise of capitalism my critical thoughts reside in the upcoming presidential election.  It befuddles my simplest realms of intelligence how an individual could review the basic principals of economics and foreign policy interlaced with political regiments of game theory amongst our adversaries and contemporaries and conclude that the current reign of leadership should remain for another four years.  The simplest element is based on a theory of simple math involving addition and subtraction, the other element is simply based in integrity and ethics.  Imagine you work all day in the fields of your farm.  The sweat you plied to bring in your harvest in order to meet the needs for the coming year, kids education, groceries, fuel consumption, gifts for holidays, cell phones and utilities, entertainment, kids activities, retirement savings etc.  Imagine you go out and purchased all of these items up front for the whole year.  Upon returning home you are greeted by the IRS to collect half of what you just stocked up on as a result of your hard work.  After you eagerly hand over half of this you are taxed additionally on your property, fuel, sales/consumption tax, additional local fees for automotive and recreational license fees to compensate for lower revenues due to leadership at all levels of your government not making tough decisions.  Additionally you are informed that you need to pay additional taxes in order for your government leadership to provide companies like GM and financial institutions revenues to keep them in business because the leadership of those enterprises didn't do their jobs while stashing away billions in their own personal pockets.  So now you provide 70% of your harvest and have 30% for yourself.  Next you are greeted by your three adult children at the front door and all ask if they can move back home.  You have no choice they have no where else to go.  At dinner the discussion is an interplay of eating and interrupting XBox gaming asking what your kids are going to do.  They each respond that your generation needs to get use to the new economy.  That this is how things are in Europe and we have to start transitioning to this way of life so that everyone has an equal chance for prosperity and opportunity.  Governments know how to provide for the people.   While your kids are playing their XBox games, and all are stuffing their bellies with Jack in the Box and Papa Johns pizza the Ambassador to Libya is trying to contact his offices in the mainland to let them know that impending terrorist attacks are being planned upon their office.  To please send additional security.  You grab another slice of pizza and wash it down with swig of all sugar cola.  The ambassador gets no answer except that security manpower is not available.  No alert to evacuate is given.  Two days later the attacks begin and in two hours the CIA informs the American president that the attacks are a result of the terrorist group al-kayduh (intended).  You are eating your left over pizza and the news comes on reporting that sources identify a video made in America that mock the prophet mohammad that caused the attacks.  The president sends mixed messages  that terrorism is bad and the head of state declares the American government had nothing to do with film making.  No mention of terrorism is mentioned.  No one questions the government leaders.  Large corporations fear questioning the status quo as they may lose their graces to get billions of dollars should they perform poorly.  Media reporters are hesitant to inquire as their questioning carries the potential to cast the government leaders in a negative manner and their corporate bosses need the current leaders in power so they continue to reap billions in exemptions and tax deductions and to provide their personal political propaganda clout at its peak levels.  All who clamor to the status quo as their cognition is unable to comprehend that something is wrong and that common sense and rationale would signal that the leadership is lying to them.  The next day 3 of those individuals go to work.  They are in disbelief that anyone who doesn't agree with them that leadership could even think of lying.  Surely the video mocking mohammad caused the killings.  All 3 of these individuals are managers of human resources at their conglomerate organizations.  They make $350,000 dollars a year.   Coincidentally each are confronted with evidence that an employee has lied on their resume 20 years ago about their college education or their age.  "This is an OUTRAGE" they cry.  We pay these employees $60,000 a year!  We can't tolerate lying.  The employees are immediately fired. 

CD
Sometimes the blind can see.

Question

Does any one, ANY ONE, of our elected representatives actually understand economics and the requirements to operate a business?  Do they even know how to execute a plan into reality, rather than defer it for the sake of getting elected or re-elected? 
Corporate Dick says:

"When you constantly declare a false truth that is clung to by a growing populist culture then prosperity of all consequence is doomed."  CD June 2012

Sometimes 1 - 10 = 1,000,000
CD

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!

Are you fucking kidding me?!  The best that can compete for 2012 against Obama are these right wing knuckleheads?  When will both sides of center realize that the folks want the center?  We don't want Obama welfare states of European flavoring nor do we want the GOP's lunacy of morality marinated in dimwitted religious syrup.  Americans are pretty much tired and disgusted of the status quo.  The majority see through Obama's current cloaked veil that is swirling into the antics as some type of middle class saviour.  Likewise, they see the folly of the demonizing podiatry of the GOP's fear mongering.  Both the right and left are extremely guilty of transgressions against legal voting citizens and their constitutional protections.  Neither has even attempted to fix the immigration disaster for fear of losing votes.  Both are guilty of causing the destruction of personal wealth across the middle class.  The right for setting up the fall and the left for spiking the final blows.  Within all of these extremes are the interpolating carcinogens known as the mainstream media or rather mediocre.  The media have misreported, misrepresented and completely ignored serious issues when it impedes their political agendas.  The sheep never even notice the ones holding their hands and offering to help are the very ones who are the root of the cancerous afflictions. 

You've got to be fucking kidding me!  All that is available for Americans to choose from is Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann and John Huntsman?  What the fuck?!  Herman Cain still stands out as the front leader and he's no longer in the race!!!

None of the candidates bring anything to the table, they have already been career politicians and have fixed nothing and have ruined everything.  Cram Obama into that classification as well.  This is the most exorbitant display of insanity where one expects a different outcome by doing the same thing over and over again.

Sometimes you just know something terrible is going to happen.  Perhaps it would be best if the Mayan calendar were correct. 

Hope and change, hope and change, yes we can't!!!

CD

Occupy Anywhere

I've been remis in my quest to attain profit maximization. The current leadership of the United States of America continues to be meek and follow the conglomerate giants which continue to turn off the flow of money to small businesses. As CEO of the smallest company in the universe I have to support the occuppational activity that is among us today. 1% is holding 99% hostage. Click here to support breaking the chains of economic suffrage.



Occupy Anywhere! Keep it alive!


Sometimes you have to utilize strength in numbers
CD

Obamanomics and Grand Illusions of Discussion

Given that I traffic within societies that consist of the upper crust of wealth makers for the world my time available to post here is compressed.  Especially given the anti-business environment of the United States leadership.  Joe Biden, Barrack Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, along with rookie of the year, aka the immaculate masturbation birth child Al Franken, have all done great harm to the majority of Americans. I suppose we should also include Al Gore and John Kerry in the cess pool of vote whores.  

Isn't it interesting that the immaculate child of the elite ghetto gets a pass on behavior that would see another righteously scorned to political correctness hell?  Obama smokes yet "it's okay" and the media will turn their heads 180 degrees deep inside their rectums.  As one dives deeper beyond their limits, the oxygen depletes and their eyeballs begin to pop out of their dutiful sockets.  It is at this point that those in this crisis situation realize a need to deflect attention to something that can cast blame while simultaneously incensing the masses to completely lose control of their bowels.  Enter Arizona pursuing the enforcement of the federal governments own laws.  Skin the Arizona governor alive and forsake legal Americans for the sake of receiving votes to win the next election.  In the interim time that this banter is waging in fighting, the grand bastion lights another fuse that constantly beats the drum that labels anyone, who believes we made a terrible mistake in voting for these stinkers currently in office, are now extreme haters and racists.  It's as if you can create jobs you are part of the Klu Klux Klan if those jobs don't invest your capital in guaranteed bankrupting endeavors.  

Best to put a dying animal out of its misery... Smart investors know that you have to cut your losses and avoid throwing good money after bad.  So step back ideologues and review the past two years of fiscal irresponsibility.  Companies like GM should be dead and gone like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, and Washington Mutual. 

How sad that the current fold in power demonstrates daily that they simply cannot competently manage the simplest of affairs for the American people.  When more than 70% disapprove of your job performance to date, shouldn't you start looking for another job.  Oh, that's right, there are no jobs.  Hey maybe they're hiring over at the federal welfare offices. 

Businesses realize the importance of the need to act timely and with conviction towards their common objectives.  If you've bought into the propaganda party of "yes we can" then brace yourself for a nose dive directly to the bottom of the poverty scale because that is all that will be delivered.

You're sliding sideways sucking in the destructive belief that taking from those who actually work hard at trying to make something should be punished for "having", and that some of what they have should be given to those who haven't done anything so that the playing field is equalized.  This is pure folly.  What this path will lead too is destructive behavior that will cause economic and social chaos over many years, and once transitioned into that realm it will be extremely difficult to reverse the result. 

If you took all the wasted trillions that have been tossed at the financial institutions, automakers, and the silly stimulus funding (did the economy really have erectile dysfunction), we could have given the freeloader voters what they want and not caused all this economic uncertainty.  Actually you could have already paid for health care letting the market do what it does best...  efficiently distribute resources. 

But then again, we wouldn't have change we can't believe in...  I'm still not hiring, how about you?  As a CEO I am closing stores so that we can deliver you the best prices politics can't buy.  Maybe the next second coming candidate will have a last name of Ohshit. 

Maybe it's time to change the baby diapers on Mr. Franken and Mr. Gore. 

CD
Sometimes you get what you pay for, other times you get what you came for. 

Obamanomically Incorrectness and the Republican Spoof

As I perish the fantasy of meeting Sarah Pelosi and Nancy Palin on line through the exciting Craigslist adult services classifieds my heart sinks deep into my gut and prolongs my erectile dysfunction.  The reality of what this means to all who pay federal income taxes must be difficult to digest and form any true realistic perspective.  Political whores like Henry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, and John McCain ad nauseum, certainly are relishing this feeble moment of nat sized proportions.  Obama, Holder, the Czars of Intrusion, and that other dim bulb of idiocratic delusions, Emmanuel ramble onward towards a glorious perpetual campaign of victorious defeat through acting in the worst interest of the collective whole. 

As the Gregorian chants a melody towards the Republican party of no boomerangs into the minds of the masses, and the racist Democratic seeded mantra spews forward to label Tea Partiers as evil zealots who know not what they do outside of a redneck's trailer park, it becomes obvious that Obama and his band of just out of diapers voters need a Mosque to worship in.  It would be from this place that wondrous new economic growth could embellish and transcend all to be good ethnocentrically correct citizens who need to pay higher taxes so that the status quo of welfare recipients can prosper and grow their base. 

To balance the powers of evil a new order of right winged virgins will build structures of worship called Super malls that will incite the proposition to ban gay marriage and provide the Mosque worshippers with fossil fueled Subarus built by Mosque worshipping General Motors union labor.  The order of the peace will be monitored by the sensitive upright New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party and members of SEIU as well as the secret federal order of prominent anti Craigslist scanners. 

As Artie Lang would so eloquently summarize all of this as a pussy pow wow.

Both sides plot to exploit their minions to wail for a mantra of promotional enterprise. 

Maybe this will be continued in the form of economics.

I have to go pay the illegal Mexican that mows my lawn.


CD
Sometimes you get what you deserve and wished for.  Most times you get worse than common sense. 

Makin Kagan

Sad but reflective of the times. As like Obama, one doesn't have to have any factual experience under their belt of actually doing anything... It's all simply based on popularity and what is the "in" thing to do with the high hopes that this will engage a retarded base for re-election. It's the era of the I'm okay you're not mentality. But hey she looks like a little stocky pudgy widget... I guess that counts for something... like donuts?

CD
Sometimes disasters come in prepackaged tampons.

What Would You Say Otherwise?

As I continue to fight the hostile take over of my company by me I have been living a life of a commoner.   While checking off my ballot for this politician and that politician etc. I came across the congressional representative choice and found myself actually wondering who to vote for.  All of them say everything so as to please all but never say what one's true position is.  Example, I went to the incumbents cute little website that is provided courtesy of mine and your tax dollars only to find some truly amazing things regarding what the incumbent represents and stands for.  Here is one of the headlines from the website:


"Smith Supports Veterans, Military Personnel and their Families..." 


This is simply an astronomical claim and most likely has taken everyone by surprise.  Certainly no one was expecting Mr. Smith to make such a controversial claim.  Do you think Mr. Smith would get elected if he posted:


"Smith Doesn't Support Veterans, Military Personnel and their Families..."? 


The point is that everything has gotten so silly that if you can't see the insidiousness of even putting that campaign advertisement on the tax payer website.  Perhaps Mr. Smith should work on draining his own sewer of feeble twittering.


CD
Sometimes life is easier when you are a CEO

Corporate Dick Challenges Rich People To Give Money Away

In a bold, if not brave, action of contrary defiance Corporate Dick, the greatest and most powerful CEO of all time, has challenged the likes of prominence and atrophy, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and that Allen fellow, to give up their selfish capitialist interests and will their money to Corporate Dick.  The unseflish gesture goes out to all elite rich individuals.  As a showing of understanding and obviously a great leader overcome with emotion, Corporate Dick presented Bill Gates with a new iPhone and a customized gold plated iPod Nano.  Asked why Corporate Dick hadn't invited Steve Jobs Corporate Dick replied "Steve isn't going to be able to afford this adventure.  It woud be best for Steve to come out from behind the mask of superior fallacy and fix all of these unknown errors that customers obviously know like the error -50, 1418, 1458, 1788, 36, 38, 39, 42, 666, 498291801983098478982743098549872-094750281098273-21`093854098437502983-4081"

CD
Sometimes stupid comes from rich people

Apple Suffers From Error -50 Disease

Anyone have a link to instructions on how the heck you can get your iPods (Classic, Shuffle, Nano etc.) to work again? I've restored numerous times and now when I try to reload my music via the synch process the error -50 still keeps popping up and only about 4 songs end up being copied onto the iPod. Anyone? Oh, I went to the Apple Expert Experience and when I clicked on the button to begin the experience I got the message
"We're sorry, our system is not available at this time.

Please try again in a few minutes or return to the Apple Support site."


Makes one think about actually looking at the Zen and the Zune.


I'm tired of this phoney business that the products from Apple are superior.


Pretty cool how the iPad doesn't run Flash... It's a joke! Hey pay $800 for this limited use item and still pay more to get a phone that has issues but you can get a free case for those issues, and buy an iPod that you can't use because of mystery codes and then contact our on-line support that doesn't work...


Good grief... I'ts like a new Microsoft economy within itself.


However, I did enjoy some really good IPAs during the non-successful attempts to find fixes...


What a scam. But really if anyone knows how to fix this *(@&#$()*&@ error -50 crap please respond.

The Only Remaining Competition? Failing Efficiently.

As I continue to rise in my decreasing popularity and increased prominence of superiority towards royalty free iPoop, I come to the realization that in the process of Obama and Biden's pursuit of destroying the efficiencies of capitalism they are directly challenging my position for most successful failures.  My mind turns rapidly counter clockwise as it tries to determine if this is an intentional challenge or simply a mere accidental coincidence of incompetence.  I fear the former but then again Obama is from Harvard.


CD
The only good democrat is one that is powerless. 

New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party Expose Panties With Ranties for NAACP

As the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party exonerates their squirting zits and pick their noses declaring proximity of no existence a faint disposition begins to appear on the horizon of Obama politics.  With Tony Hayward no where to be found the distraction away from the greatest intellectual failures regains hyper focus directly at the democrats and Obama.  New promise apparently is greatest in the impending collapse of the economy as the spend thrift keeps whipping out his American Distress credit card and delivers us to chaotic welfare and despair.  What's a poor boy from Chicago to do?  With his prominent foot in mouth attorney general disseminating judicial fungus, as well as SEIU and ACORN anti democracy practices come to light, there is only lower places or people to turn too to help distract attention away from the Bush Bashing, Hope and Change touting, War Disowning, Transparent Phony intellectual.  Enter the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party.  With a leader who looks like the twin of P Diddy only one other organization can wield more power than a fly stuck on fly paper.  The NAACP now declares the Tea Party is racist?  How convenient.  Simply genius.  One minor glitch in the whole design.  The majority of Americans are now wise to the pied pipers antics and have reconciled themselves to one resolve.  We need to legalize marijuana.

CD
Sometimes politicians make us wish we had a deadly venereal disease. 

The Lame Blame Game

It seems the democrats have warped minds of some magnitude.  Choosing to run for the office of President of the United States means you personally accepted the fact that you will inherit current issues and take full responsibility to resolve them. It does not mean you can perpetually scapegoat the previous administrations for your whole term(s) in office. The stakes, issues, problems were well known at the moment the decision was made to run and politicize current and past events to gain a winning result. It is Obama's war of his choosing. Obama OWNS everything that he inherited and needs to get off the pissy pot, stop spinning with blame and hate, and be a LEADER like previous presidents. Most of you democrats along with republicans have certainly enjoyed the prosperity that was garnered by LEADERSHIP of prior administrations be they republicans or democrats.

AmeriConvictionalism

My fellow AmeriConvicts, 

I Hope you all are not having to get ready for the new oil surfing competitions!!! Spill baby spill!! What a disaster... at least this distracts things away from the young fellow (GW the Second?) who is not well equipped for the position he currently holds... is that the peter principal? Good grief, how will anyone be able to sustain blaming Bush? Wait... we better do another environemental impact study, keeping the oil off the marshlands might cause some microbes in the sand to over multiply and fornicate out of season... Senator Madame Kay Why, I turn the floor over to you... "Why thank you Senator Tye Kneenuts..." Members of the house, I find it completely reprehensible that our top wrinkle cream candidate, Ms. Pehlowsee will see her skin droop from chin to floor if we halt the continued levels of oil production at current levels. All of Ms. Pehlowsee's anti wrinkle creams are extremely oil dependent and fumigated with the toxic aeration of the best Hahree Reed applications of illegitimate emotional destitution anyone could politically muster. "Excuse me Madame Kay Why, but we are trying to get to the bottom of this oil disaster. Basically I need to use the bathroom to pull these cheap panties out of my crack". Yes, I understand Sir Barton who farts on all, but please allow me the consideration I am due and the respect I am due based on my years of sublicational stenosis tinium. If you turn to page 2012 and read upon section A, part c, sub part 3, paragraph 4, sub paragraph 4.a, beneath that in sub part 4.a.b.i.2.ii.iii of our new government administered health care plan you will find the following statement relating to health care and the current disaster oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, it states:


FILL THE GODDAMN HOLE IMMEDIATELY YOU STUPID PILES OF TALIBAN DUNG, DECLARE ALL WAIVERS TO EXISTING LAW, RULES OR BINDING AGREEMENTS AND SOLVE THE PROBLEM IN A PRIORITIZED MANNER. WORRY ABOUT BLAME LATER!!! YOU EFFEN MORONS!!! DOES THE PRIVATE SECTOR HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO REALITY???!!!



CD
Paid for by the Libertarian Party for Republican Conservatisaliberalism Right of Left and Center of Left for Right of Center Neutrality Institutions Without Understanding While Knowing Uncertainty Existenialism Platforms in Theorems and Applications To Wit.

Press 1 for nothing, 2 for the same

Where is America's CEO?

It is so obvious that America has been running without a CEO since Obama took the chair.  Rumour has it that they are still looking for the chair.  Where are the great leaders like George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden (who has spanked Obama quite firmly), Ralph J Willywinker, Tobias A. Lillypusher, Pelosina U. Hindender, and of course Jesus H. Kryste?  Whoever expected such wimpy results from someone who talked a big story and promised so much.  It's like going to the local car dealership, bending over and accepting whatever terms are put behind or in front of you.  Has anyone ever seen such a classless individual holding the reigns and constantly choosing to do the very thing that shouldn't be done?  Two year olds have a better internal compass than these bozos at the helm of a ship they've intentionally sunk.  

Mmm, let's see.  Economy sucks, no one has any confidence to invest in any business endeavors, just how can we get things rolling again?   Mmmm...  let's brainstorm with a commission to determine obvious choices of action but we will choose to implement them with inaction and ensure confidence is further dilapidated by suggesting free stuff for those who already don't try to make a go of it, promise more welfare for people who are not U.S. citizens so we might get votes in the next election, all the while promoting brilliance that doesn't exist but sell it as needed necessities so that you feel safe as you get raped.

Yep, sounds like a society without any sense of LEADERSHIP!!!

Tax baby tax and spill baby spill!

CD
Sometimes, stupid people really are able to articulate so they appear intelligent but are dumber than one who naturally talks stupid. 

BP's New Deep Water Technology

I just don't think that this new technology BP is using for deep ocean drilling is working as planned.  Sure it allowed them to remove the behemoth oil rig that is an eye sore to all, but the costs of maintenance seem to be more than any profits intended to be gained through this new efficiency program.

CD
Sometimes it just makes sense to wait to buy a company's stock. 

Doing Others Dirty Work

Death to the Taliban, Al- Qaeda, and OBL! This is OBL and Ahmadinejad's fault! Drop bombs not soldiers! Why is it our kids/U.S. civilians who are soldiers, are rising to the occassion that Afghan civilians and other nations should be rising too? Life isn't fair and societies need to determine their social and political environments on their own. The only thing we should be doing is providing all of these nations the ultimatum of "Hand over OBL or we will come and get him." This goes for Pakistan as well. Additionally we need to put a lid on that pip squeak Ahmadinejad.. It's insanity to let this nut case get nuclear capability in any form. We turn our back on our allies and attempt to make friends with terrorists. They know we are weak, that our current non-leadership administration is afraid, and are taking full advantage of it. These kooks will look you square in the eyes, shake your hand, nod and agree with you while plotting their next strike against you. When will we grow some balls and demonstrate where things are on the food chain? Drop bombs not soldiers! The left politicized our military actions in order to cast Bush as evil so they could gain the presidency etc. via a popularity campaign. Dems made this into Vietnam Two. So far all we have seen is that Obama would be a better performer as an actor in Hollywood than as a leader of the greatest nation on Earth. All he does when confronted with a bad situation is attempt to spin blame on someone else rather than deal with the situation. I recall Obama saying we would hunt OBL down... I bet OBL will still be on the loose after Obama is done playing/acting as a president. Has anyone seen the World Trade Center Towers lately? What happened to those buildings? Someone told me that passenger jetliners flew into them...







Dear Obama, mandate that alternative energy infrastructures are started to be put in place at existing gas stations, truck stops, rest areas for electric, natural gas, hydrogen etc, provide incentives for people to trade in their existing vehicles or convert them if possible, and stimulate the manufacturing of these new vehicles... all ofthis will start an economic growth and get us off of foreigh oil and hunt down OBL and get us out of the middle east but do not turn your back on our allies like Israel in order to make friends with terrorists. Oh, and quit spending money on stupid stuff that doesn’t create sustaining jobs, and start getting China paid off. Obama and his crew is screwing all of us. Can you feel it? For crying out loud these idiots applauded Mexico's president and are turning their backs on our own state officials. Don't enforce the laws... we might lose votes! Same thing they did with the Iraq and Afghan war effort. Long term consequences will deliver us all much regret. At least everyone will have some minimal level of meaningless health care as it ruins our economy. This has been like watching the stroy of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Piper_of_Hamelin
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Sometimes perpetuating lies creates false truths that in turn create stupid people and group think that swarms amongst the masses so reality is forgotten.