Obamanomics and Grand Illusions of Discussion

Given that I traffic within societies that consist of the upper crust of wealth makers for the world my time available to post here is compressed.  Especially given the anti-business environment of the United States leadership.  Joe Biden, Barrack Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, along with rookie of the year, aka the immaculate masturbation birth child Al Franken, have all done great harm to the majority of Americans. I suppose we should also include Al Gore and John Kerry in the cess pool of vote whores.  

Isn't it interesting that the immaculate child of the elite ghetto gets a pass on behavior that would see another righteously scorned to political correctness hell?  Obama smokes yet "it's okay" and the media will turn their heads 180 degrees deep inside their rectums.  As one dives deeper beyond their limits, the oxygen depletes and their eyeballs begin to pop out of their dutiful sockets.  It is at this point that those in this crisis situation realize a need to deflect attention to something that can cast blame while simultaneously incensing the masses to completely lose control of their bowels.  Enter Arizona pursuing the enforcement of the federal governments own laws.  Skin the Arizona governor alive and forsake legal Americans for the sake of receiving votes to win the next election.  In the interim time that this banter is waging in fighting, the grand bastion lights another fuse that constantly beats the drum that labels anyone, who believes we made a terrible mistake in voting for these stinkers currently in office, are now extreme haters and racists.  It's as if you can create jobs you are part of the Klu Klux Klan if those jobs don't invest your capital in guaranteed bankrupting endeavors.  

Best to put a dying animal out of its misery... Smart investors know that you have to cut your losses and avoid throwing good money after bad.  So step back ideologues and review the past two years of fiscal irresponsibility.  Companies like GM should be dead and gone like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, and Washington Mutual. 

How sad that the current fold in power demonstrates daily that they simply cannot competently manage the simplest of affairs for the American people.  When more than 70% disapprove of your job performance to date, shouldn't you start looking for another job.  Oh, that's right, there are no jobs.  Hey maybe they're hiring over at the federal welfare offices. 

Businesses realize the importance of the need to act timely and with conviction towards their common objectives.  If you've bought into the propaganda party of "yes we can" then brace yourself for a nose dive directly to the bottom of the poverty scale because that is all that will be delivered.

You're sliding sideways sucking in the destructive belief that taking from those who actually work hard at trying to make something should be punished for "having", and that some of what they have should be given to those who haven't done anything so that the playing field is equalized.  This is pure folly.  What this path will lead too is destructive behavior that will cause economic and social chaos over many years, and once transitioned into that realm it will be extremely difficult to reverse the result. 

If you took all the wasted trillions that have been tossed at the financial institutions, automakers, and the silly stimulus funding (did the economy really have erectile dysfunction), we could have given the freeloader voters what they want and not caused all this economic uncertainty.  Actually you could have already paid for health care letting the market do what it does best...  efficiently distribute resources. 

But then again, we wouldn't have change we can't believe in...  I'm still not hiring, how about you?  As a CEO I am closing stores so that we can deliver you the best prices politics can't buy.  Maybe the next second coming candidate will have a last name of Ohshit. 

Maybe it's time to change the baby diapers on Mr. Franken and Mr. Gore. 

CD
Sometimes you get what you pay for, other times you get what you came for. 

Obamanomically Incorrectness and the Republican Spoof

As I perish the fantasy of meeting Sarah Pelosi and Nancy Palin on line through the exciting Craigslist adult services classifieds my heart sinks deep into my gut and prolongs my erectile dysfunction.  The reality of what this means to all who pay federal income taxes must be difficult to digest and form any true realistic perspective.  Political whores like Henry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, and John McCain ad nauseum, certainly are relishing this feeble moment of nat sized proportions.  Obama, Holder, the Czars of Intrusion, and that other dim bulb of idiocratic delusions, Emmanuel ramble onward towards a glorious perpetual campaign of victorious defeat through acting in the worst interest of the collective whole. 

As the Gregorian chants a melody towards the Republican party of no boomerangs into the minds of the masses, and the racist Democratic seeded mantra spews forward to label Tea Partiers as evil zealots who know not what they do outside of a redneck's trailer park, it becomes obvious that Obama and his band of just out of diapers voters need a Mosque to worship in.  It would be from this place that wondrous new economic growth could embellish and transcend all to be good ethnocentrically correct citizens who need to pay higher taxes so that the status quo of welfare recipients can prosper and grow their base. 

To balance the powers of evil a new order of right winged virgins will build structures of worship called Super malls that will incite the proposition to ban gay marriage and provide the Mosque worshippers with fossil fueled Subarus built by Mosque worshipping General Motors union labor.  The order of the peace will be monitored by the sensitive upright New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party and members of SEIU as well as the secret federal order of prominent anti Craigslist scanners. 

As Artie Lang would so eloquently summarize all of this as a pussy pow wow.

Both sides plot to exploit their minions to wail for a mantra of promotional enterprise. 

Maybe this will be continued in the form of economics.

I have to go pay the illegal Mexican that mows my lawn.


CD
Sometimes you get what you deserve and wished for.  Most times you get worse than common sense. 

Makin Kagan

Sad but reflective of the times. As like Obama, one doesn't have to have any factual experience under their belt of actually doing anything... It's all simply based on popularity and what is the "in" thing to do with the high hopes that this will engage a retarded base for re-election. It's the era of the I'm okay you're not mentality. But hey she looks like a little stocky pudgy widget... I guess that counts for something... like donuts?

CD
Sometimes disasters come in prepackaged tampons.

What Would You Say Otherwise?

As I continue to fight the hostile take over of my company by me I have been living a life of a commoner.   While checking off my ballot for this politician and that politician etc. I came across the congressional representative choice and found myself actually wondering who to vote for.  All of them say everything so as to please all but never say what one's true position is.  Example, I went to the incumbents cute little website that is provided courtesy of mine and your tax dollars only to find some truly amazing things regarding what the incumbent represents and stands for.  Here is one of the headlines from the website:


"Smith Supports Veterans, Military Personnel and their Families..." 


This is simply an astronomical claim and most likely has taken everyone by surprise.  Certainly no one was expecting Mr. Smith to make such a controversial claim.  Do you think Mr. Smith would get elected if he posted:


"Smith Doesn't Support Veterans, Military Personnel and their Families..."? 


The point is that everything has gotten so silly that if you can't see the insidiousness of even putting that campaign advertisement on the tax payer website.  Perhaps Mr. Smith should work on draining his own sewer of feeble twittering.


CD
Sometimes life is easier when you are a CEO

Corporate Dick Challenges Rich People To Give Money Away

In a bold, if not brave, action of contrary defiance Corporate Dick, the greatest and most powerful CEO of all time, has challenged the likes of prominence and atrophy, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and that Allen fellow, to give up their selfish capitialist interests and will their money to Corporate Dick.  The unseflish gesture goes out to all elite rich individuals.  As a showing of understanding and obviously a great leader overcome with emotion, Corporate Dick presented Bill Gates with a new iPhone and a customized gold plated iPod Nano.  Asked why Corporate Dick hadn't invited Steve Jobs Corporate Dick replied "Steve isn't going to be able to afford this adventure.  It woud be best for Steve to come out from behind the mask of superior fallacy and fix all of these unknown errors that customers obviously know like the error -50, 1418, 1458, 1788, 36, 38, 39, 42, 666, 498291801983098478982743098549872-094750281098273-21`093854098437502983-4081"

CD
Sometimes stupid comes from rich people

Apple Suffers From Error -50 Disease

Anyone have a link to instructions on how the heck you can get your iPods (Classic, Shuffle, Nano etc.) to work again? I've restored numerous times and now when I try to reload my music via the synch process the error -50 still keeps popping up and only about 4 songs end up being copied onto the iPod. Anyone? Oh, I went to the Apple Expert Experience and when I clicked on the button to begin the experience I got the message
"We're sorry, our system is not available at this time.

Please try again in a few minutes or return to the Apple Support site."


Makes one think about actually looking at the Zen and the Zune.


I'm tired of this phoney business that the products from Apple are superior.


Pretty cool how the iPad doesn't run Flash... It's a joke! Hey pay $800 for this limited use item and still pay more to get a phone that has issues but you can get a free case for those issues, and buy an iPod that you can't use because of mystery codes and then contact our on-line support that doesn't work...


Good grief... I'ts like a new Microsoft economy within itself.


However, I did enjoy some really good IPAs during the non-successful attempts to find fixes...


What a scam. But really if anyone knows how to fix this *(@&#$()*&@ error -50 crap please respond.

The Only Remaining Competition? Failing Efficiently.

As I continue to rise in my decreasing popularity and increased prominence of superiority towards royalty free iPoop, I come to the realization that in the process of Obama and Biden's pursuit of destroying the efficiencies of capitalism they are directly challenging my position for most successful failures.  My mind turns rapidly counter clockwise as it tries to determine if this is an intentional challenge or simply a mere accidental coincidence of incompetence.  I fear the former but then again Obama is from Harvard.


CD
The only good democrat is one that is powerless. 

New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party Expose Panties With Ranties for NAACP

As the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party exonerates their squirting zits and pick their noses declaring proximity of no existence a faint disposition begins to appear on the horizon of Obama politics.  With Tony Hayward no where to be found the distraction away from the greatest intellectual failures regains hyper focus directly at the democrats and Obama.  New promise apparently is greatest in the impending collapse of the economy as the spend thrift keeps whipping out his American Distress credit card and delivers us to chaotic welfare and despair.  What's a poor boy from Chicago to do?  With his prominent foot in mouth attorney general disseminating judicial fungus, as well as SEIU and ACORN anti democracy practices come to light, there is only lower places or people to turn too to help distract attention away from the Bush Bashing, Hope and Change touting, War Disowning, Transparent Phony intellectual.  Enter the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party.  With a leader who looks like the twin of P Diddy only one other organization can wield more power than a fly stuck on fly paper.  The NAACP now declares the Tea Party is racist?  How convenient.  Simply genius.  One minor glitch in the whole design.  The majority of Americans are now wise to the pied pipers antics and have reconciled themselves to one resolve.  We need to legalize marijuana.

CD
Sometimes politicians make us wish we had a deadly venereal disease. 

The Lame Blame Game

It seems the democrats have warped minds of some magnitude.  Choosing to run for the office of President of the United States means you personally accepted the fact that you will inherit current issues and take full responsibility to resolve them. It does not mean you can perpetually scapegoat the previous administrations for your whole term(s) in office. The stakes, issues, problems were well known at the moment the decision was made to run and politicize current and past events to gain a winning result. It is Obama's war of his choosing. Obama OWNS everything that he inherited and needs to get off the pissy pot, stop spinning with blame and hate, and be a LEADER like previous presidents. Most of you democrats along with republicans have certainly enjoyed the prosperity that was garnered by LEADERSHIP of prior administrations be they republicans or democrats.

AmeriConvictionalism

My fellow AmeriConvicts, 

I Hope you all are not having to get ready for the new oil surfing competitions!!! Spill baby spill!! What a disaster... at least this distracts things away from the young fellow (GW the Second?) who is not well equipped for the position he currently holds... is that the peter principal? Good grief, how will anyone be able to sustain blaming Bush? Wait... we better do another environemental impact study, keeping the oil off the marshlands might cause some microbes in the sand to over multiply and fornicate out of season... Senator Madame Kay Why, I turn the floor over to you... "Why thank you Senator Tye Kneenuts..." Members of the house, I find it completely reprehensible that our top wrinkle cream candidate, Ms. Pehlowsee will see her skin droop from chin to floor if we halt the continued levels of oil production at current levels. All of Ms. Pehlowsee's anti wrinkle creams are extremely oil dependent and fumigated with the toxic aeration of the best Hahree Reed applications of illegitimate emotional destitution anyone could politically muster. "Excuse me Madame Kay Why, but we are trying to get to the bottom of this oil disaster. Basically I need to use the bathroom to pull these cheap panties out of my crack". Yes, I understand Sir Barton who farts on all, but please allow me the consideration I am due and the respect I am due based on my years of sublicational stenosis tinium. If you turn to page 2012 and read upon section A, part c, sub part 3, paragraph 4, sub paragraph 4.a, beneath that in sub part 4.a.b.i.2.ii.iii of our new government administered health care plan you will find the following statement relating to health care and the current disaster oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, it states:


FILL THE GODDAMN HOLE IMMEDIATELY YOU STUPID PILES OF TALIBAN DUNG, DECLARE ALL WAIVERS TO EXISTING LAW, RULES OR BINDING AGREEMENTS AND SOLVE THE PROBLEM IN A PRIORITIZED MANNER. WORRY ABOUT BLAME LATER!!! YOU EFFEN MORONS!!! DOES THE PRIVATE SECTOR HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO REALITY???!!!



CD
Paid for by the Libertarian Party for Republican Conservatisaliberalism Right of Left and Center of Left for Right of Center Neutrality Institutions Without Understanding While Knowing Uncertainty Existenialism Platforms in Theorems and Applications To Wit.

Press 1 for nothing, 2 for the same

Where is America's CEO?

It is so obvious that America has been running without a CEO since Obama took the chair.  Rumour has it that they are still looking for the chair.  Where are the great leaders like George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden (who has spanked Obama quite firmly), Ralph J Willywinker, Tobias A. Lillypusher, Pelosina U. Hindender, and of course Jesus H. Kryste?  Whoever expected such wimpy results from someone who talked a big story and promised so much.  It's like going to the local car dealership, bending over and accepting whatever terms are put behind or in front of you.  Has anyone ever seen such a classless individual holding the reigns and constantly choosing to do the very thing that shouldn't be done?  Two year olds have a better internal compass than these bozos at the helm of a ship they've intentionally sunk.  

Mmm, let's see.  Economy sucks, no one has any confidence to invest in any business endeavors, just how can we get things rolling again?   Mmmm...  let's brainstorm with a commission to determine obvious choices of action but we will choose to implement them with inaction and ensure confidence is further dilapidated by suggesting free stuff for those who already don't try to make a go of it, promise more welfare for people who are not U.S. citizens so we might get votes in the next election, all the while promoting brilliance that doesn't exist but sell it as needed necessities so that you feel safe as you get raped.

Yep, sounds like a society without any sense of LEADERSHIP!!!

Tax baby tax and spill baby spill!

CD
Sometimes, stupid people really are able to articulate so they appear intelligent but are dumber than one who naturally talks stupid. 

BP's New Deep Water Technology

I just don't think that this new technology BP is using for deep ocean drilling is working as planned.  Sure it allowed them to remove the behemoth oil rig that is an eye sore to all, but the costs of maintenance seem to be more than any profits intended to be gained through this new efficiency program.

CD
Sometimes it just makes sense to wait to buy a company's stock. 

Doing Others Dirty Work

Death to the Taliban, Al- Qaeda, and OBL! This is OBL and Ahmadinejad's fault! Drop bombs not soldiers! Why is it our kids/U.S. civilians who are soldiers, are rising to the occassion that Afghan civilians and other nations should be rising too? Life isn't fair and societies need to determine their social and political environments on their own. The only thing we should be doing is providing all of these nations the ultimatum of "Hand over OBL or we will come and get him." This goes for Pakistan as well. Additionally we need to put a lid on that pip squeak Ahmadinejad.. It's insanity to let this nut case get nuclear capability in any form. We turn our back on our allies and attempt to make friends with terrorists. They know we are weak, that our current non-leadership administration is afraid, and are taking full advantage of it. These kooks will look you square in the eyes, shake your hand, nod and agree with you while plotting their next strike against you. When will we grow some balls and demonstrate where things are on the food chain? Drop bombs not soldiers! The left politicized our military actions in order to cast Bush as evil so they could gain the presidency etc. via a popularity campaign. Dems made this into Vietnam Two. So far all we have seen is that Obama would be a better performer as an actor in Hollywood than as a leader of the greatest nation on Earth. All he does when confronted with a bad situation is attempt to spin blame on someone else rather than deal with the situation. I recall Obama saying we would hunt OBL down... I bet OBL will still be on the loose after Obama is done playing/acting as a president. Has anyone seen the World Trade Center Towers lately? What happened to those buildings? Someone told me that passenger jetliners flew into them...







Dear Obama, mandate that alternative energy infrastructures are started to be put in place at existing gas stations, truck stops, rest areas for electric, natural gas, hydrogen etc, provide incentives for people to trade in their existing vehicles or convert them if possible, and stimulate the manufacturing of these new vehicles... all ofthis will start an economic growth and get us off of foreigh oil and hunt down OBL and get us out of the middle east but do not turn your back on our allies like Israel in order to make friends with terrorists. Oh, and quit spending money on stupid stuff that doesn’t create sustaining jobs, and start getting China paid off. Obama and his crew is screwing all of us. Can you feel it? For crying out loud these idiots applauded Mexico's president and are turning their backs on our own state officials. Don't enforce the laws... we might lose votes! Same thing they did with the Iraq and Afghan war effort. Long term consequences will deliver us all much regret. At least everyone will have some minimal level of meaningless health care as it ruins our economy. This has been like watching the stroy of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Piper_of_Hamelin
CD
Sometimes perpetuating lies creates false truths that in turn create stupid people and group think that swarms amongst the masses so reality is forgotten.

Memorial Day

First and foremost, fuck all of you, old and young.  Fuck Bill O'Reilly, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Wolf Blitzer, Morning Joe, and the rest of the stupid bunch.  They all have gotten very rich playing to your emotions that don't matter one bit with what is reality.  They all just have the gift of a silver tongue.  This includes Obama.  Obama is one of many Americans who come from privilege.  All these different color spectrum's proclaiming racism and death to whitey are simply ignorant of truth.  Humankind is made up of all breeds of twisted extremist with the center mostly understanding what is right.  Obama, has no inkling of peril and the stakes in play from the elements that hate us to our core.  They hate us for believing that each individual has equal rights and no one shall ever deny us our pursuits.  This is something that has prospered to a great reality in our country and unlike any other nation to wit.  Sure we started with the same ignorance of other nations.  That slavery was right, that rich were of a higher caliber of existence, that poor shall perish at the priority of the wealthy, that women should not be heard or seen but serve only specific servitude type purposes.   Yet, year after year we seem to have liberated ourselves from those thoughts and beliefs of stupidity.  Though individuals before us were treated wrong or indifferent, the ones who changed things for the better were the ones that folks seem to blame for their plight today. 


Is that right?  If we equaled the playing field all at once, and took all the wealth from the rich and the corporations and distributed all of it equally amongst all what do you think would become of us?  Should we show care and a lending hand to those who destroy all that was given to them on an equal footing?  If yes, then why should we even consider such a theory of redistribution of wealth.  There will always be inequality across all of us.  Some are, and always will be, dumber than others.  It matters not what your skin color or education etc.  It just is the way of nature and the social environment one is exposed to.  So I guess you should blame yourself first, your parents second until you can admit you only have yourself to blame. 


CD
Sometimes we need less than what the media or others preach we need.  Fuck all of you!!!  God Bless!!!

New Thoughts on the Economy

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CD
Sometimes things really are as bad as they seem. 

Why Is Immigration More Important Than Americans?

What the Fuck?! Why is immigration, illegal immigration at that, more important than getting American citizens back to work, growing the economy, pursuing the quest to always be the best, and doing what is in the best interest of American, LEGAL, American Citizens? We are 13 TRILLION in DEBT and GROWING!!! MAKE ALL DEMOCRATS ONE TERM DEMOCRATS, and MAKE OBAMA A ONE TERM PRESIDENT!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE, ESPECIALLY OUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES IN CONGRESS, APPLAUD THE THIRD WORLD ASPIRATIONS OF MEXICO? UNACCEPTABLE! YOU SHOULD EXPECT MORE FROM YOURSELF AND COUNTRY. THREE BLIND MICE (OBAMA, PELOSI, REID), SEE HOW THEY RUN... SEE HOW THEY RUN... THERE IS NO REPRESENTATION OTHER THAN WELFARE REPRESENTATION. COMPLETELY DISGRACEFUL CONGRESS!!! YOU DON'T SUCCEED BY BRINGING SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DOWN BUT BY RAISING THOSE WHO ARE LESS SUCCESSFUL UP. HOW DARE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TURN THEIR BACK ON ARIZONA. ARE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY? IF YOU CAN IGNORE ONE THING THAT IS ILLEGAL THEN CERTAINLY THOSE WHO TRANSGRESS OTHER ILLEGALITIES SHOULD NOT BE PROSECUTED... BUT RATHER PANDERED TO FOR A VOTE AND A WINK!! VOTE THEM ALL OUT!! FUCK L.A., FUCK HOLLYWOOD AND CELEBRITIES. FUCK ALL OF EM.

CD, Single proponent of CAPITALISM!!
Sometimes I see retards. They don't know they are retards. Obama is a retard. Imagine your leader turning his or her back on you when you need them most. Why would they do this? Simple. To deflect attention away from the economy and to campaign in the process for votes in 2012 and November 2010. See... they are no different than all the previous electorates. SCUM!!! GET PISSED! VOTE THEM OUT!! MCCAIN IS A PIECE OF SHIT, PELOSI IS A PIECE OF SHIT, VOTE THEM THE FUCK OUT!!!..

Drill Baby Drill - Organically... The BP Moment

Keep Drilling BP!! Why should you have to be penalized for doing nothing differently than any other oil company? Wear this badge proudly and go forth and challenge the meek who claim you pollute. If it weren't for you and your Earth friendly advertisements no one would be driving Subaru's or Prius cars and feeling good about themselves for no reason other than you made them feel good through marketing.

Just think what it will be like for generations to swim through oil filled salt water mass. And all the fun those kids will have discovering new dead species on the beaches and in the marshes covered in oil. Perhaps this will provide opportunities to discover new technologies to clean up oil spills in the future. Fish will never taste the same and perhaps our dental issues will diminish. Another good thing is that you might be able to spin this off as an opportunity to fight obesity.

I think your biggest mistake BP is that you didn't immediately come out and proclaim Iran as the culprit and Ahmadenijad as the single source and cause. Iran has exploited oil for so many years that they've caused us to have to drill in the oceans and this in turn has caused this organic incident to occur. Explosions are natural. It's natures way of saying... "Hey, you did something wrong" It is no different than when a volcano explodes. It says "Hey there is something wrong down below...". Perhaps the volcano just has erectile dysfunction and took too many Viagra?

Don't fret BP!! If you're going to break records then break them so they last forever. What I don't get is why they just don't let nature take it's course and let the spill organically fix things. The left is just ready to leap, the right is just ready to leap, cripes if Bush had been in office when this happened the left would be frothing with rabies and syphilitic insanity chants of physical harm. Such hypocrites! Yet both sides pander to the religious junk, the illegal immigrants, the pro life and anti life, as though they care... Why? It's simple stupid... you are being played for your vote. Obama played everyone and Bush did the same. You're all a bunch of silly nut cases.

But really, this spill should be spun as an appropriate organic method of dealing with oil spills. It's just the Gulf of Mexico... The beaches will be super slippery which will let the kids really zing on their boards of desire. The illegals and homeless will have plenty of food which will come with already mixed lighter fluid, jobs will be created for the clean up needed and oil baths will be in once again. It's a win win. Everybody gets to feel green because they're letting Earth solve it's own problems.

CD

Sometimes money is everything when it isn't anything but a condom is still a condom no matter who is wearing it.

FUCKING HIRED EXECUTIVE ADVISORS!!!

Dearest Corporatedick.com and Governmentdick.com senior advisers. If you want to resign then resign. I don't have time for political correctness or petty sensitivities anymore. I am so important in my own mind that there is much to be done. We haven't even purchased our table of conference for ideas. However, I am pleased to announce that revenues have reached 22.75 for the year ending 2009. Most of the things that need to be pursued and exploited will probably go against your own value systems. However, I just want to make sure that everyone understands what is forthcoming. We are all going to fuck with ethics and enjoy doing so. There is much money to be made doing this. However, if you believe that there is some type of integrity that anyone will give a crap about on your headstone at the end of it all then you should probably participate in the weather channel forecasts. As you can tell I have little time remaining as my brain is deteriorating to the point of multiplicational retention of diminishiment. If you know any young hookers that are clean and free of charge send them to www.letsgetmarriednowyouhooker.com. I think I have told you before but I am a male lesbian.

Yours in faith of whatever your faith is

CD

Sometimes motivation comes form good drugs.

PS, I can't remember if I said the word Fuck anywhere in the above diatribe so just to be fair to the expletive coalition for fairness in democracy within a republic... FUCK!!!

I bet your petty government folks are loving this big brother moment.

Johnny Johnson thinks I am a bad American. Too bad he died on the internet. What a dick.

Spring is almost here

Spring is almost here and with it comes the dreaded possibility of a new abyss known as Obama care. Oh dear, oh dear, look over there. It's fluffy and stuffy and pudgy with delight. A tickle me Elmo idiot and a screaming Kennedy shouting and still no one hears. Except as I listened I swear I heard, that lone fading voice amongst the whole herd. I leaned in closer and replayed it again. Just as the screaming Kennedy went silent this lone fading voice could faintly be heard... "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

"Sometimes Nancy Pelosi counts her nuts twice and then realizes they are Harry Reid's nuts."
CD 15-57-2010