Saturday, January 12, 2013

The Journal News = Cowardice

I must admit my ribs are quite tender from laughing so hard at the hypocrisy displayed by the Journal News when they were approached by correspondents from Fox News. 

I would not hesitate one bit to cancel my subscription to a paper that takes action such as this and then goes mute and hides from the press such as Fox News wanting to ask questions as to why they thought this was a good idea.  The Journal News would not allow you to hide if you did something that infringed on some in the public environment.  Heck they'd be parked outside your house for days on end sensationalizing what an evil person you are etc.  Shame on this type of journalism.  Deeply burying your head in the sand to avoid being taken to task on something is not the quality an organization should seek in their employees character.


Sometimes the true character emerges and proves you are wasting your money
CD

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Don't Remember to Vote

As a great prominent CEO under the American enterprise of capitalism my critical thoughts reside in the upcoming presidential election.  It befuddles my simplest realms of intelligence how an individual could review the basic principals of economics and foreign policy interlaced with political regiments of game theory amongst our adversaries and contemporaries and conclude that the current reign of leadership should remain for another four years.  The simplest element is based on a theory of simple math involving addition and subtraction, the other element is simply based in integrity and ethics.  Imagine you work all day in the fields of your farm.  The sweat you plied to bring in your harvest in order to meet the needs for the coming year, kids education, groceries, fuel consumption, gifts for holidays, cell phones and utilities, entertainment, kids activities, retirement savings etc.  Imagine you go out and purchased all of these items up front for the whole year.  Upon returning home you are greeted by the IRS to collect half of what you just stocked up on as a result of your hard work.  After you eagerly hand over half of this you are taxed additionally on your property, fuel, sales/consumption tax, additional local fees for automotive and recreational license fees to compensate for lower revenues due to leadership at all levels of your government not making tough decisions.  Additionally you are informed that you need to pay additional taxes in order for your government leadership to provide companies like GM and financial institutions revenues to keep them in business because the leadership of those enterprises didn't do their jobs while stashing away billions in their own personal pockets.  So now you provide 70% of your harvest and have 30% for yourself.  Next you are greeted by your three adult children at the front door and all ask if they can move back home.  You have no choice they have no where else to go.  At dinner the discussion is an interplay of eating and interrupting XBox gaming asking what your kids are going to do.  They each respond that your generation needs to get use to the new economy.  That this is how things are in Europe and we have to start transitioning to this way of life so that everyone has an equal chance for prosperity and opportunity.  Governments know how to provide for the people.   While your kids are playing their XBox games, and all are stuffing their bellies with Jack in the Box and Papa Johns pizza the Ambassador to Libya is trying to contact his offices in the mainland to let them know that impending terrorist attacks are being planned upon their office.  To please send additional security.  You grab another slice of pizza and wash it down with swig of all sugar cola.  The ambassador gets no answer except that security manpower is not available.  No alert to evacuate is given.  Two days later the attacks begin and in two hours the CIA informs the American president that the attacks are a result of the terrorist group al-kayduh (intended).  You are eating your left over pizza and the news comes on reporting that sources identify a video made in America that mock the prophet mohammad that caused the attacks.  The president sends mixed messages  that terrorism is bad and the head of state declares the American government had nothing to do with film making.  No mention of terrorism is mentioned.  No one questions the government leaders.  Large corporations fear questioning the status quo as they may lose their graces to get billions of dollars should they perform poorly.  Media reporters are hesitant to inquire as their questioning carries the potential to cast the government leaders in a negative manner and their corporate bosses need the current leaders in power so they continue to reap billions in exemptions and tax deductions and to provide their personal political propaganda clout at its peak levels.  All who clamor to the status quo as their cognition is unable to comprehend that something is wrong and that common sense and rationale would signal that the leadership is lying to them.  The next day 3 of those individuals go to work.  They are in disbelief that anyone who doesn't agree with them that leadership could even think of lying.  Surely the video mocking mohammad caused the killings.  All 3 of these individuals are managers of human resources at their conglomerate organizations.  They make $350,000 dollars a year.   Coincidentally each are confronted with evidence that an employee has lied on their resume 20 years ago about their college education or their age.  "This is an OUTRAGE" they cry.  We pay these employees $60,000 a year!  We can't tolerate lying.  The employees are immediately fired. 

CD
Sometimes the blind can see.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Question

Does any one, ANY ONE, of our elected representatives actually understand economics and the requirements to operate a business?  Do they even know how to execute a plan into reality, rather than defer it for the sake of getting elected or re-elected? 
Corporate Dick says:

"When you constantly declare a false truth that is clung to by a growing populist culture then prosperity of all consequence is doomed."  CD June 2012

Sometimes 1 - 10 = 1,000,000
CD

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!

Are you fucking kidding me?!  The best that can compete for 2012 against Obama are these right wing knuckleheads?  When will both sides of center realize that the folks want the center?  We don't want Obama welfare states of European flavoring nor do we want the GOP's lunacy of morality marinated in dimwitted religious syrup.  Americans are pretty much tired and disgusted of the status quo.  The majority see through Obama's current cloaked veil that is swirling into the antics as some type of middle class saviour.  Likewise, they see the folly of the demonizing podiatry of the GOP's fear mongering.  Both the right and left are extremely guilty of transgressions against legal voting citizens and their constitutional protections.  Neither has even attempted to fix the immigration disaster for fear of losing votes.  Both are guilty of causing the destruction of personal wealth across the middle class.  The right for setting up the fall and the left for spiking the final blows.  Within all of these extremes are the interpolating carcinogens known as the mainstream media or rather mediocre.  The media have misreported, misrepresented and completely ignored serious issues when it impedes their political agendas.  The sheep never even notice the ones holding their hands and offering to help are the very ones who are the root of the cancerous afflictions. 

You've got to be fucking kidding me!  All that is available for Americans to choose from is Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann and John Huntsman?  What the fuck?!  Herman Cain still stands out as the front leader and he's no longer in the race!!!

None of the candidates bring anything to the table, they have already been career politicians and have fixed nothing and have ruined everything.  Cram Obama into that classification as well.  This is the most exorbitant display of insanity where one expects a different outcome by doing the same thing over and over again.

Sometimes you just know something terrible is going to happen.  Perhaps it would be best if the Mayan calendar were correct. 

Hope and change, hope and change, yes we can't!!!

CD

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Occupy Anywhere

I've been remis in my quest to attain profit maximization. The current leadership of the United States of America continues to be meek and follow the conglomerate giants which continue to turn off the flow of money to small businesses. As CEO of the smallest company in the universe I have to support the occuppational activity that is among us today. 1% is holding 99% hostage. Click here to support breaking the chains of economic suffrage.



Occupy Anywhere! Keep it alive!


Sometimes you have to utilize strength in numbers
CD

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Obamanomics and Grand Illusions of Discussion

Given that I traffic within societies that consist of the upper crust of wealth makers for the world my time available to post here is compressed.  Especially given the anti-business environment of the United States leadership.  Joe Biden, Barrack Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, along with rookie of the year, aka the immaculate masturbation birth child Al Franken, have all done great harm to the majority of Americans. I suppose we should also include Al Gore and John Kerry in the cess pool of vote whores.  

Isn't it interesting that the immaculate child of the elite ghetto gets a pass on behavior that would see another righteously scorned to political correctness hell?  Obama smokes yet "it's okay" and the media will turn their heads 180 degrees deep inside their rectums.  As one dives deeper beyond their limits, the oxygen depletes and their eyeballs begin to pop out of their dutiful sockets.  It is at this point that those in this crisis situation realize a need to deflect attention to something that can cast blame while simultaneously incensing the masses to completely lose control of their bowels.  Enter Arizona pursuing the enforcement of the federal governments own laws.  Skin the Arizona governor alive and forsake legal Americans for the sake of receiving votes to win the next election.  In the interim time that this banter is waging in fighting, the grand bastion lights another fuse that constantly beats the drum that labels anyone, who believes we made a terrible mistake in voting for these stinkers currently in office, are now extreme haters and racists.  It's as if you can create jobs you are part of the Klu Klux Klan if those jobs don't invest your capital in guaranteed bankrupting endeavors.  

Best to put a dying animal out of its misery... Smart investors know that you have to cut your losses and avoid throwing good money after bad.  So step back ideologues and review the past two years of fiscal irresponsibility.  Companies like GM should be dead and gone like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, and Washington Mutual. 

How sad that the current fold in power demonstrates daily that they simply cannot competently manage the simplest of affairs for the American people.  When more than 70% disapprove of your job performance to date, shouldn't you start looking for another job.  Oh, that's right, there are no jobs.  Hey maybe they're hiring over at the federal welfare offices. 

Businesses realize the importance of the need to act timely and with conviction towards their common objectives.  If you've bought into the propaganda party of "yes we can" then brace yourself for a nose dive directly to the bottom of the poverty scale because that is all that will be delivered.

You're sliding sideways sucking in the destructive belief that taking from those who actually work hard at trying to make something should be punished for "having", and that some of what they have should be given to those who haven't done anything so that the playing field is equalized.  This is pure folly.  What this path will lead too is destructive behavior that will cause economic and social chaos over many years, and once transitioned into that realm it will be extremely difficult to reverse the result. 

If you took all the wasted trillions that have been tossed at the financial institutions, automakers, and the silly stimulus funding (did the economy really have erectile dysfunction), we could have given the freeloader voters what they want and not caused all this economic uncertainty.  Actually you could have already paid for health care letting the market do what it does best...  efficiently distribute resources. 

But then again, we wouldn't have change we can't believe in...  I'm still not hiring, how about you?  As a CEO I am closing stores so that we can deliver you the best prices politics can't buy.  Maybe the next second coming candidate will have a last name of Ohshit. 

Maybe it's time to change the baby diapers on Mr. Franken and Mr. Gore. 

CD
Sometimes you get what you pay for, other times you get what you came for. 

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Obamanomically Incorrectness and the Republican Spoof

As I perish the fantasy of meeting Sarah Pelosi and Nancy Palin on line through the exciting Craigslist adult services classifieds my heart sinks deep into my gut and prolongs my erectile dysfunction.  The reality of what this means to all who pay federal income taxes must be difficult to digest and form any true realistic perspective.  Political whores like Henry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, and John McCain ad nauseum, certainly are relishing this feeble moment of nat sized proportions.  Obama, Holder, the Czars of Intrusion, and that other dim bulb of idiocratic delusions, Emmanuel ramble onward towards a glorious perpetual campaign of victorious defeat through acting in the worst interest of the collective whole. 

As the Gregorian chants a melody towards the Republican party of no boomerangs into the minds of the masses, and the racist Democratic seeded mantra spews forward to label Tea Partiers as evil zealots who know not what they do outside of a redneck's trailer park, it becomes obvious that Obama and his band of just out of diapers voters need a Mosque to worship in.  It would be from this place that wondrous new economic growth could embellish and transcend all to be good ethnocentrically correct citizens who need to pay higher taxes so that the status quo of welfare recipients can prosper and grow their base. 

To balance the powers of evil a new order of right winged virgins will build structures of worship called Super malls that will incite the proposition to ban gay marriage and provide the Mosque worshippers with fossil fueled Subarus built by Mosque worshipping General Motors union labor.  The order of the peace will be monitored by the sensitive upright New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party and members of SEIU as well as the secret federal order of prominent anti Craigslist scanners. 

As Artie Lang would so eloquently summarize all of this as a pussy pow wow.

Both sides plot to exploit their minions to wail for a mantra of promotional enterprise. 

Maybe this will be continued in the form of economics.

I have to go pay the illegal Mexican that mows my lawn.


CD
Sometimes you get what you deserve and wished for.  Most times you get worse than common sense.