Are You Fucking Kidding Me?!

Are you fucking kidding me?!  The best that can compete for 2012 against Obama are these right wing knuckleheads?  When will both sides of center realize that the folks want the center?  We don't want Obama welfare states of European flavoring nor do we want the GOP's lunacy of morality marinated in dimwitted religious syrup.  Americans are pretty much tired and disgusted of the status quo.  The majority see through Obama's current cloaked veil that is swirling into the antics as some type of middle class saviour.  Likewise, they see the folly of the demonizing podiatry of the GOP's fear mongering.  Both the right and left are extremely guilty of transgressions against legal voting citizens and their constitutional protections.  Neither has even attempted to fix the immigration disaster for fear of losing votes.  Both are guilty of causing the destruction of personal wealth across the middle class.  The right for setting up the fall and the left for spiking the final blows.  Within all of these extremes are the interpolating carcinogens known as the mainstream media or rather mediocre.  The media have misreported, misrepresented and completely ignored serious issues when it impedes their political agendas.  The sheep never even notice the ones holding their hands and offering to help are the very ones who are the root of the cancerous afflictions. 

You've got to be fucking kidding me!  All that is available for Americans to choose from is Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann and John Huntsman?  What the fuck?!  Herman Cain still stands out as the front leader and he's no longer in the race!!!

None of the candidates bring anything to the table, they have already been career politicians and have fixed nothing and have ruined everything.  Cram Obama into that classification as well.  This is the most exorbitant display of insanity where one expects a different outcome by doing the same thing over and over again.

Sometimes you just know something terrible is going to happen.  Perhaps it would be best if the Mayan calendar were correct. 

Hope and change, hope and change, yes we can't!!!

CD

Occupy Anywhere

I've been remis in my quest to attain profit maximization. The current leadership of the United States of America continues to be meek and follow the conglomerate giants which continue to turn off the flow of money to small businesses. As CEO of the smallest company in the universe I have to support the occuppational activity that is among us today. 1% is holding 99% hostage. Click here to support breaking the chains of economic suffrage.



Occupy Anywhere! Keep it alive!


Sometimes you have to utilize strength in numbers
CD

Obamanomics and Grand Illusions of Discussion

Given that I traffic within societies that consist of the upper crust of wealth makers for the world my time available to post here is compressed.  Especially given the anti-business environment of the United States leadership.  Joe Biden, Barrack Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, along with rookie of the year, aka the immaculate masturbation birth child Al Franken, have all done great harm to the majority of Americans. I suppose we should also include Al Gore and John Kerry in the cess pool of vote whores.  

Isn't it interesting that the immaculate child of the elite ghetto gets a pass on behavior that would see another righteously scorned to political correctness hell?  Obama smokes yet "it's okay" and the media will turn their heads 180 degrees deep inside their rectums.  As one dives deeper beyond their limits, the oxygen depletes and their eyeballs begin to pop out of their dutiful sockets.  It is at this point that those in this crisis situation realize a need to deflect attention to something that can cast blame while simultaneously incensing the masses to completely lose control of their bowels.  Enter Arizona pursuing the enforcement of the federal governments own laws.  Skin the Arizona governor alive and forsake legal Americans for the sake of receiving votes to win the next election.  In the interim time that this banter is waging in fighting, the grand bastion lights another fuse that constantly beats the drum that labels anyone, who believes we made a terrible mistake in voting for these stinkers currently in office, are now extreme haters and racists.  It's as if you can create jobs you are part of the Klu Klux Klan if those jobs don't invest your capital in guaranteed bankrupting endeavors.  

Best to put a dying animal out of its misery... Smart investors know that you have to cut your losses and avoid throwing good money after bad.  So step back ideologues and review the past two years of fiscal irresponsibility.  Companies like GM should be dead and gone like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, and Washington Mutual. 

How sad that the current fold in power demonstrates daily that they simply cannot competently manage the simplest of affairs for the American people.  When more than 70% disapprove of your job performance to date, shouldn't you start looking for another job.  Oh, that's right, there are no jobs.  Hey maybe they're hiring over at the federal welfare offices. 

Businesses realize the importance of the need to act timely and with conviction towards their common objectives.  If you've bought into the propaganda party of "yes we can" then brace yourself for a nose dive directly to the bottom of the poverty scale because that is all that will be delivered.

You're sliding sideways sucking in the destructive belief that taking from those who actually work hard at trying to make something should be punished for "having", and that some of what they have should be given to those who haven't done anything so that the playing field is equalized.  This is pure folly.  What this path will lead too is destructive behavior that will cause economic and social chaos over many years, and once transitioned into that realm it will be extremely difficult to reverse the result. 

If you took all the wasted trillions that have been tossed at the financial institutions, automakers, and the silly stimulus funding (did the economy really have erectile dysfunction), we could have given the freeloader voters what they want and not caused all this economic uncertainty.  Actually you could have already paid for health care letting the market do what it does best...  efficiently distribute resources. 

But then again, we wouldn't have change we can't believe in...  I'm still not hiring, how about you?  As a CEO I am closing stores so that we can deliver you the best prices politics can't buy.  Maybe the next second coming candidate will have a last name of Ohshit. 

Maybe it's time to change the baby diapers on Mr. Franken and Mr. Gore. 

CD
Sometimes you get what you pay for, other times you get what you came for. 

Obamanomically Incorrectness and the Republican Spoof

As I perish the fantasy of meeting Sarah Pelosi and Nancy Palin on line through the exciting Craigslist adult services classifieds my heart sinks deep into my gut and prolongs my erectile dysfunction.  The reality of what this means to all who pay federal income taxes must be difficult to digest and form any true realistic perspective.  Political whores like Henry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, and John McCain ad nauseum, certainly are relishing this feeble moment of nat sized proportions.  Obama, Holder, the Czars of Intrusion, and that other dim bulb of idiocratic delusions, Emmanuel ramble onward towards a glorious perpetual campaign of victorious defeat through acting in the worst interest of the collective whole. 

As the Gregorian chants a melody towards the Republican party of no boomerangs into the minds of the masses, and the racist Democratic seeded mantra spews forward to label Tea Partiers as evil zealots who know not what they do outside of a redneck's trailer park, it becomes obvious that Obama and his band of just out of diapers voters need a Mosque to worship in.  It would be from this place that wondrous new economic growth could embellish and transcend all to be good ethnocentrically correct citizens who need to pay higher taxes so that the status quo of welfare recipients can prosper and grow their base. 

To balance the powers of evil a new order of right winged virgins will build structures of worship called Super malls that will incite the proposition to ban gay marriage and provide the Mosque worshippers with fossil fueled Subarus built by Mosque worshipping General Motors union labor.  The order of the peace will be monitored by the sensitive upright New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party and members of SEIU as well as the secret federal order of prominent anti Craigslist scanners. 

As Artie Lang would so eloquently summarize all of this as a pussy pow wow.

Both sides plot to exploit their minions to wail for a mantra of promotional enterprise. 

Maybe this will be continued in the form of economics.

I have to go pay the illegal Mexican that mows my lawn.


CD
Sometimes you get what you deserve and wished for.  Most times you get worse than common sense. 

Makin Kagan

Sad but reflective of the times. As like Obama, one doesn't have to have any factual experience under their belt of actually doing anything... It's all simply based on popularity and what is the "in" thing to do with the high hopes that this will engage a retarded base for re-election. It's the era of the I'm okay you're not mentality. But hey she looks like a little stocky pudgy widget... I guess that counts for something... like donuts?

CD
Sometimes disasters come in prepackaged tampons.

What Would You Say Otherwise?

As I continue to fight the hostile take over of my company by me I have been living a life of a commoner.   While checking off my ballot for this politician and that politician etc. I came across the congressional representative choice and found myself actually wondering who to vote for.  All of them say everything so as to please all but never say what one's true position is.  Example, I went to the incumbents cute little website that is provided courtesy of mine and your tax dollars only to find some truly amazing things regarding what the incumbent represents and stands for.  Here is one of the headlines from the website:


"Smith Supports Veterans, Military Personnel and their Families..." 


This is simply an astronomical claim and most likely has taken everyone by surprise.  Certainly no one was expecting Mr. Smith to make such a controversial claim.  Do you think Mr. Smith would get elected if he posted:


"Smith Doesn't Support Veterans, Military Personnel and their Families..."? 


The point is that everything has gotten so silly that if you can't see the insidiousness of even putting that campaign advertisement on the tax payer website.  Perhaps Mr. Smith should work on draining his own sewer of feeble twittering.


CD
Sometimes life is easier when you are a CEO

Corporate Dick Challenges Rich People To Give Money Away

In a bold, if not brave, action of contrary defiance Corporate Dick, the greatest and most powerful CEO of all time, has challenged the likes of prominence and atrophy, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and that Allen fellow, to give up their selfish capitialist interests and will their money to Corporate Dick.  The unseflish gesture goes out to all elite rich individuals.  As a showing of understanding and obviously a great leader overcome with emotion, Corporate Dick presented Bill Gates with a new iPhone and a customized gold plated iPod Nano.  Asked why Corporate Dick hadn't invited Steve Jobs Corporate Dick replied "Steve isn't going to be able to afford this adventure.  It woud be best for Steve to come out from behind the mask of superior fallacy and fix all of these unknown errors that customers obviously know like the error -50, 1418, 1458, 1788, 36, 38, 39, 42, 666, 498291801983098478982743098549872-094750281098273-21`093854098437502983-4081"

CD
Sometimes stupid comes from rich people