Corporate Dick Challenges Rich People To Give Money Away

In a bold, if not brave, action of contrary defiance Corporate Dick, the greatest and most powerful CEO of all time, has challenged the likes of prominence and atrophy, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and that Allen fellow, to give up their selfish capitialist interests and will their money to Corporate Dick.  The unseflish gesture goes out to all elite rich individuals.  As a showing of understanding and obviously a great leader overcome with emotion, Corporate Dick presented Bill Gates with a new iPhone and a customized gold plated iPod Nano.  Asked why Corporate Dick hadn't invited Steve Jobs Corporate Dick replied "Steve isn't going to be able to afford this adventure.  It woud be best for Steve to come out from behind the mask of superior fallacy and fix all of these unknown errors that customers obviously know like the error -50, 1418, 1458, 1788, 36, 38, 39, 42, 666, 498291801983098478982743098549872-094750281098273-21`093854098437502983-4081"

CD
Sometimes stupid comes from rich people

Apple Suffers From Error -50 Disease

Anyone have a link to instructions on how the heck you can get your iPods (Classic, Shuffle, Nano etc.) to work again? I've restored numerous times and now when I try to reload my music via the synch process the error -50 still keeps popping up and only about 4 songs end up being copied onto the iPod. Anyone? Oh, I went to the Apple Expert Experience and when I clicked on the button to begin the experience I got the message
"We're sorry, our system is not available at this time.

Please try again in a few minutes or return to the Apple Support site."


Makes one think about actually looking at the Zen and the Zune.


I'm tired of this phoney business that the products from Apple are superior.


Pretty cool how the iPad doesn't run Flash... It's a joke! Hey pay $800 for this limited use item and still pay more to get a phone that has issues but you can get a free case for those issues, and buy an iPod that you can't use because of mystery codes and then contact our on-line support that doesn't work...


Good grief... I'ts like a new Microsoft economy within itself.


However, I did enjoy some really good IPAs during the non-successful attempts to find fixes...


What a scam. But really if anyone knows how to fix this *(@&#$()*&@ error -50 crap please respond.

The Only Remaining Competition? Failing Efficiently.

As I continue to rise in my decreasing popularity and increased prominence of superiority towards royalty free iPoop, I come to the realization that in the process of Obama and Biden's pursuit of destroying the efficiencies of capitalism they are directly challenging my position for most successful failures.  My mind turns rapidly counter clockwise as it tries to determine if this is an intentional challenge or simply a mere accidental coincidence of incompetence.  I fear the former but then again Obama is from Harvard.


CD
The only good democrat is one that is powerless. 

New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party Expose Panties With Ranties for NAACP

As the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party exonerates their squirting zits and pick their noses declaring proximity of no existence a faint disposition begins to appear on the horizon of Obama politics.  With Tony Hayward no where to be found the distraction away from the greatest intellectual failures regains hyper focus directly at the democrats and Obama.  New promise apparently is greatest in the impending collapse of the economy as the spend thrift keeps whipping out his American Distress credit card and delivers us to chaotic welfare and despair.  What's a poor boy from Chicago to do?  With his prominent foot in mouth attorney general disseminating judicial fungus, as well as SEIU and ACORN anti democracy practices come to light, there is only lower places or people to turn too to help distract attention away from the Bush Bashing, Hope and Change touting, War Disowning, Transparent Phony intellectual.  Enter the New Pinkie Pantie Panther Party.  With a leader who looks like the twin of P Diddy only one other organization can wield more power than a fly stuck on fly paper.  The NAACP now declares the Tea Party is racist?  How convenient.  Simply genius.  One minor glitch in the whole design.  The majority of Americans are now wise to the pied pipers antics and have reconciled themselves to one resolve.  We need to legalize marijuana.

CD
Sometimes politicians make us wish we had a deadly venereal disease. 

The Lame Blame Game

It seems the democrats have warped minds of some magnitude.  Choosing to run for the office of President of the United States means you personally accepted the fact that you will inherit current issues and take full responsibility to resolve them. It does not mean you can perpetually scapegoat the previous administrations for your whole term(s) in office. The stakes, issues, problems were well known at the moment the decision was made to run and politicize current and past events to gain a winning result. It is Obama's war of his choosing. Obama OWNS everything that he inherited and needs to get off the pissy pot, stop spinning with blame and hate, and be a LEADER like previous presidents. Most of you democrats along with republicans have certainly enjoyed the prosperity that was garnered by LEADERSHIP of prior administrations be they republicans or democrats.