Sometimes Repeated

Sometimes late at night when it is daylight I get confused and wonder what it all doesn't mean. Scientifically speaking, the power of CEOs are equal to similar circumstances even when a straight line is the longest distance between two points.

CD

Economic Fears

Today, the second day after Super Tuesday, and the coffee in my Corporate Dick coffee mug tastes much better than usual today. It is difficult to see how the economy is reacting to the realization that the second greatest CEO of all time, George W. Bush, will be leaving his command post. It is no wonder though, that this would cause a recession, if not a depression… Since most great CEOs are an unwilling participant in the witness protection program much is not allowed to be discussed publicly. The markets are demonstrating astounding concern if not fear that the departure of GWB (not Great White Belly) is causing unwarranted economic turmoil. Consumers seem to realize the sound economy under the command of GWB is now at risk with the impending change of command. Stay tuned for breaking news about the new Expletives as a Second Language program.

CD

Bare and Challenged News

It's been a very long day and night. We will resume blandering blithering babble tomorrow. Rather than try to type the summary of this exciting and amazing daze of events, let's go live to Corporate Dick Network News for a bare and challenged recap of the Super Tuesday election results.

http://www.corporatedick.com/SuperTuesday2008.html

Remember, reason exists beyond a season of treason.

CD

Something In The Air

I do not know where to begin. This is probably one of those rare posts where I am somewhat more serious than usual. Perhaps it is a result of watching that super bowl game and seeing what can be accomplished by individuals who don’t listen to the mainstream media that had castigated them as having a false sense of confidence, and not a chance in hell of being in the same league as the Patriots. Perhaps it was just the result of eating chocolate ice cream with pepperoni and tuna fish sauce. Every CEO carries a few good tunes in their heads. The great ones carry them not just in their heads but also within their hearts. It is fuel for battle so they may ever fight the scourge of Managementally Transmitted Diseases (MTDs) and evil in the presence of being so themselves. It is difficult to fight both externally and internally. So with this, and failing to see humor as I normally do amongst the virtual cyberspace horizons, that normally provide fodder and pickles that relish inside brick and mortar conglomerate institutions, I turn to the only show in town. Super Tuesday, where some hopefully seek a voting booth and believe they count. Don’t fear as it is only a temporary feeling. It will go away as soon as you turn on your TV, listen to the news media, or arrive at work. What more could a CEO ask for? I do desire to discuss something that has been distressing my feeble mind. It seems now more than ever we are in need of wresting back our identity. How we do this is very complicated. So complicated is the process that it involves one having to learn how to transport themselves to a place with voting booths, standing in line, showing a voter registration card, getting a ballot, walking the ballot to a booth and then using all the cognitive skills one could ever muster from within and choosing the least worst choice available. So when you do this try to ask these types of questions to yourself. Who of those listed truly represents a sincere voice for the people and who represents the same status quo political shenanigans that have been going on since you were born? Who brings to the table a collective representation of how our nation is and will continue to grow into, and who represents trying to social engineer the masses by legal or religious fear? Do not instantly think legal or religious fear conveys solely republicans for it surely does not. Many of you are wrapped up in a very understandable frustration, anger, and hatred towards the current administration. It is unfortunate if you vote with that coursing through your being as you are half wrong from the start in your beliefs. Things are as they are because of both political parties not acting in your best interest and only acting in a manner that will cause situations to return terrible results in order to finger point, complain and lay blame in order to achieve victory at the voting booth. The politicians know you all buy into this hook line and sinker. Who of all the candidates offering nothing but rhetoric, truly represent hope for change and who jumped on the “agents of change” spin wagon once they realized the theme was the popular thing among the voters? I, the greatest CEO of all time, have finally decided on who I will cast my non-counting vote for. Most should be able to understand who it is by listening to this simple tune that was embedded in my CEO heart long ago… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pGht71KFkY Warning: THIS IS MUSIC.

The short kid with no shirt is Jimmy McCulloch (15 or 16 years old in this video) who later became lead guitarist for the Paul McCartney band Wings. Pianist Andy “Thunderclap” Newman (what a great piano bit huh). Drummer is John “Speedy” Keen. I believe Pete Townshend of The Who is the other guitarist (looks like him and he formed the band). I cannot determine the bass player. Pete Townshend played bass on the LPs.

No matter what keep your false sense of security and confidence. You can do it! So CD will ask the tough question. Will the next president re-institute the military draft? Mmm?

CD

We The People

By now you should start to see that there is no We The People in a presidential campaign. What is becoming evident is that the second greatest CEO of all time, George W. Bush, is being punished for leading in a commanding and strong manner. The snickering fellow must roll on the floor with laughter as we see the final choices that will befall us soon. Of all the things that stand to make GW most pleased are having the Clintons back in the White House. Not that this displays how dumb females are, or how dumb we all are. But rather how easily it is to socially engineer the masses by both elitist groups of Democrats and Republicans, or is that Democraps, and Repugnicans? I see it so clearly. It's being passed right through the populous using extreme emotion and dangling carrots of serious change that will never occur. Yes my fellow beings, this is an election based in "feel good" euphoria and euphemisms. There has always been a silent and hidden religious left that remains steadfast to the same dogma ignorance of the religious right. George W. Bush has provided us with a great cast of dolts to lead us into obliteration with ease. No one even caught on that he set it all up just by being himself and utilizing his strategizing capabilities in such a manner that it's all his fault. So no one is going to have a president named Mitt, vengeful far left idiots who still try to get laid by angry feminists who want to get laid but fear feeling good will try to sling the first penile laden female into the ovary office, while the religious left continue to scratch their heads and ponder if they should vote for a republican named John McCain while the religious right continue to grasp and hold on for dear life to issues that are meaningless at this point in our times of trouble. And then there is the youth card in a young man they call Obama who brings us all the liberal elation that makes third world countries wet their collective pants with glee. Yes if we step back and take a look at what we are going to have for leadership choices one can only summarize it as we are in deed in the times of troubles.

So many like choices of nothing for us all.

CD

Erroriniack The Second

So if genial is pronounced jean knee ull then denial is pronounced dean knee ull. This makes much sense from a political debate perspective. But who knows what a powerful CEO such as myself is talking about except of course myself. Let us move beyond this ponderance of self infliction. What I think all should do is fill their ears with the noise that is now possible to create. Erroriniack The Second plays into most everything since he existed way before the creation of time. All profound CEOs know Erroriniack The Second was born the moment time was invented. For once upon a time there came to exist shapes and forms that tried to harness time into manageable fragments that were then parsed and communicated with one syllable utterances. Over time these shapes and forms melded into present day humans that developed the prehistoric capability to design and merge matter and manner into relative notions that some things should be best kept close to the vest of one or a few. They called this a "secret". Then the mantras of the managers mandated the manifestation of keeping a list of the secrets so as not to lose track of what secret was what and whose secret was about what and whom. With whimsical forethought the mandated manifestation mantra mongers elapsed too much time so as to grow their shapes and forms to such oval propensities that some looked like pears, some looked like squares, some perfect circles and others twisted amongst all the others into twistling twisted pretzels. As this continued the manifested managers mandated a new mantra that all were growing too large and that they all must shrink so as to stay healthy. To get the pears, ovals, circles and pretzels to take this seriously they implemented propaganda that spread the belief that if they shrunk, not only would they get healthy, but also wise. Then came along the lone pretzel that stood alone and away from the others, no one wanted the pretzel without salt so one of the managers mandated to the mantra mongers that more of the less items could bring broader shrinkage and a new belief system that would empower the shrinking ovals, pears, circles and pretzels into fewer cubicles. In order to accomodate this less larger growth all were collected and placed in a shape called a building and all were divided into groups. A group for squares, a group for circles, a group for pears and so on. Then the individual groups turned on each other as they tired of one another and hostilities broke out. The managing mantra mongers decided that to regain order and tranquility that they should promote from within starting with promoting themselves to directors, executives, CEOs, board of directors, and Chairmen of the Board. To this day no one has been able to find the board. To keep the minion pears, circles, squares and pretzels from realizing this the managers, directors, board members and chairmen created two concepts. Diversity and Supervisors. Now, and to this day, the pears, squares, circles, and pretzels are so busy whining amongst themselves, between groups, and complaining to their supervisors that they still have not realized no board has ever been found. When it is found the real meaning of this writing will be known to all living beings and the true identity of Erroriniack The Second will become known. A second can be many things at once. Remember to live up to your expectations and not down to others.

CD

Rest Assured

I am so sorrry for being somewhat remiss from my postings. I have been working on my fate of the union address. Rest assured my true believers. The current FBI probe into proposed financial institution fraud within the sub prime sector is purely one to wag the dog away from the tail so as to allay fears that a recession is really happening. Rest assured it is happening. Unfortunately Martha Stewart is unavailable to be a participating scape goat. We all felt more secure when they sent her to that charm school as punishment for doing nothing as sinister as those fine well respected friends of Cheney, Ken Lay and associates from his company Enron. He made me so proud. The perfect example of how to utilize denial. Even Mr. Lays wife played the pity card so eloquently that I thought the tears welling up in my eyes weren't caused by the acid rain that develops in the mens room just off the board room at now defunt Arthur Andersen. But that is old news. We must stay current so we find ourselves still grasping for tolerance and forgiveness to be applied with a simple wrist slap, possible probation, and some nice interest rate cuts by the fed. What a leader. I don't think I, or even a commoner, could have asked for a more appealing, qualified, and sincere character of integrity within this group of presidential candidates to demonstrate just how easy it is for the eyes to water from the burning sensation that continues to linger inside the mens room at the capital building, the white house, the executive offices, the treasury department, the library of congress, and the news media. Perhaps Hillary should use the womens room?

CD