Why Is Immigration More Important Than Americans?

What the Fuck?! Why is immigration, illegal immigration at that, more important than getting American citizens back to work, growing the economy, pursuing the quest to always be the best, and doing what is in the best interest of American, LEGAL, American Citizens? We are 13 TRILLION in DEBT and GROWING!!! MAKE ALL DEMOCRATS ONE TERM DEMOCRATS, and MAKE OBAMA A ONE TERM PRESIDENT!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE, ESPECIALLY OUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES IN CONGRESS, APPLAUD THE THIRD WORLD ASPIRATIONS OF MEXICO? UNACCEPTABLE! YOU SHOULD EXPECT MORE FROM YOURSELF AND COUNTRY. THREE BLIND MICE (OBAMA, PELOSI, REID), SEE HOW THEY RUN... SEE HOW THEY RUN... THERE IS NO REPRESENTATION OTHER THAN WELFARE REPRESENTATION. COMPLETELY DISGRACEFUL CONGRESS!!! YOU DON'T SUCCEED BY BRINGING SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DOWN BUT BY RAISING THOSE WHO ARE LESS SUCCESSFUL UP. HOW DARE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TURN THEIR BACK ON ARIZONA. ARE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY? IF YOU CAN IGNORE ONE THING THAT IS ILLEGAL THEN CERTAINLY THOSE WHO TRANSGRESS OTHER ILLEGALITIES SHOULD NOT BE PROSECUTED... BUT RATHER PANDERED TO FOR A VOTE AND A WINK!! VOTE THEM ALL OUT!! FUCK L.A., FUCK HOLLYWOOD AND CELEBRITIES. FUCK ALL OF EM.

CD, Single proponent of CAPITALISM!!
Sometimes I see retards. They don't know they are retards. Obama is a retard. Imagine your leader turning his or her back on you when you need them most. Why would they do this? Simple. To deflect attention away from the economy and to campaign in the process for votes in 2012 and November 2010. See... they are no different than all the previous electorates. SCUM!!! GET PISSED! VOTE THEM OUT!! MCCAIN IS A PIECE OF SHIT, PELOSI IS A PIECE OF SHIT, VOTE THEM THE FUCK OUT!!!..

Drill Baby Drill - Organically... The BP Moment

Keep Drilling BP!! Why should you have to be penalized for doing nothing differently than any other oil company? Wear this badge proudly and go forth and challenge the meek who claim you pollute. If it weren't for you and your Earth friendly advertisements no one would be driving Subaru's or Prius cars and feeling good about themselves for no reason other than you made them feel good through marketing.

Just think what it will be like for generations to swim through oil filled salt water mass. And all the fun those kids will have discovering new dead species on the beaches and in the marshes covered in oil. Perhaps this will provide opportunities to discover new technologies to clean up oil spills in the future. Fish will never taste the same and perhaps our dental issues will diminish. Another good thing is that you might be able to spin this off as an opportunity to fight obesity.

I think your biggest mistake BP is that you didn't immediately come out and proclaim Iran as the culprit and Ahmadenijad as the single source and cause. Iran has exploited oil for so many years that they've caused us to have to drill in the oceans and this in turn has caused this organic incident to occur. Explosions are natural. It's natures way of saying... "Hey, you did something wrong" It is no different than when a volcano explodes. It says "Hey there is something wrong down below...". Perhaps the volcano just has erectile dysfunction and took too many Viagra?

Don't fret BP!! If you're going to break records then break them so they last forever. What I don't get is why they just don't let nature take it's course and let the spill organically fix things. The left is just ready to leap, the right is just ready to leap, cripes if Bush had been in office when this happened the left would be frothing with rabies and syphilitic insanity chants of physical harm. Such hypocrites! Yet both sides pander to the religious junk, the illegal immigrants, the pro life and anti life, as though they care... Why? It's simple stupid... you are being played for your vote. Obama played everyone and Bush did the same. You're all a bunch of silly nut cases.

But really, this spill should be spun as an appropriate organic method of dealing with oil spills. It's just the Gulf of Mexico... The beaches will be super slippery which will let the kids really zing on their boards of desire. The illegals and homeless will have plenty of food which will come with already mixed lighter fluid, jobs will be created for the clean up needed and oil baths will be in once again. It's a win win. Everybody gets to feel green because they're letting Earth solve it's own problems.

CD

Sometimes money is everything when it isn't anything but a condom is still a condom no matter who is wearing it.

FUCKING HIRED EXECUTIVE ADVISORS!!!

Dearest Corporatedick.com and Governmentdick.com senior advisers. If you want to resign then resign. I don't have time for political correctness or petty sensitivities anymore. I am so important in my own mind that there is much to be done. We haven't even purchased our table of conference for ideas. However, I am pleased to announce that revenues have reached 22.75 for the year ending 2009. Most of the things that need to be pursued and exploited will probably go against your own value systems. However, I just want to make sure that everyone understands what is forthcoming. We are all going to fuck with ethics and enjoy doing so. There is much money to be made doing this. However, if you believe that there is some type of integrity that anyone will give a crap about on your headstone at the end of it all then you should probably participate in the weather channel forecasts. As you can tell I have little time remaining as my brain is deteriorating to the point of multiplicational retention of diminishiment. If you know any young hookers that are clean and free of charge send them to www.letsgetmarriednowyouhooker.com. I think I have told you before but I am a male lesbian.

Yours in faith of whatever your faith is

CD

Sometimes motivation comes form good drugs.

PS, I can't remember if I said the word Fuck anywhere in the above diatribe so just to be fair to the expletive coalition for fairness in democracy within a republic... FUCK!!!

I bet your petty government folks are loving this big brother moment.

Johnny Johnson thinks I am a bad American. Too bad he died on the internet. What a dick.

Spring is almost here

Spring is almost here and with it comes the dreaded possibility of a new abyss known as Obama care. Oh dear, oh dear, look over there. It's fluffy and stuffy and pudgy with delight. A tickle me Elmo idiot and a screaming Kennedy shouting and still no one hears. Except as I listened I swear I heard, that lone fading voice amongst the whole herd. I leaned in closer and replayed it again. Just as the screaming Kennedy went silent this lone fading voice could faintly be heard... "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

"Sometimes Nancy Pelosi counts her nuts twice and then realizes they are Harry Reid's nuts."
CD 15-57-2010

The Plight Before Christmas

Twas the plight before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a senator was caring
As they shouted about

Chris Burris was touting
So smug and robust
Blaming Republicans
Flaring his nostrils
And blathering such

Harry Reid was beaming
His beady eyes did lust
For just one moment
To fondle Pelosi
And Franken's big butts

Obama stared blankly
In stout disbelief
Iran's laughing so loudly
While the tax hikes begin

As the votes are cast
And tallied
Shrieks of victory
Are declared
The plight before Christmas
Will haunt you with despair

So hop around jolly
Pretend it's all fair
It will benefit no one
This reform of health care

And as you return
To your mansions and estates
Suddenly you'll remember
Your constituents that you hate

Just smile and wave
To the majority you defiled
And said were full of hate
For those are the ones
That will vote you away

As they go to the polls
In 2010 to vote
many will question
Where was our bribe
To exempt our states

Harry Reid is a scoundrel
Nancy Pelosi a giant douche
Al Franken's mentally challenged
And Tim Geitner seriously confused

Bernanke and the CBO
Are mathematically retarded
But the economy is recovering
Just close your eyes
And click a prostitutes boots

How dare you birthers
Ask for Obama
To show his certificate of birth
It's something that should be a secret
You simply misunderstood

Al Gore's a coward, liar, and a cheat
A mommas boy that still cries in his sleep
Some will tell you he even sleeps with sheep
Whenever his theory's merit is questioned
Chicken Little seems to have more proof

So rock the vote you destroyers of wealth
It's only your families that will suffer
This madness you are disguising as change
There are laws of nature
There are rules of law
There are facts proven through science
Those currently in power
Are enemies of us all

For it's quite very simple
And just as plain to see
So when you see any of
These rumbling bumbling bumblers
Remind them of this one simple thing
There is more than truth in numbers
There is also strength

So Merry Christmas to all
Truth hurts and denial is a beautiful thing!

You Just Need To Feel Good

Now that the current CEO of America is displaying his thin skinned leadership capabilities and as folks begin to realize he marketed himself with the allure of the retail marketing phenomenon known as Bait and Switch, when will the real outcry for the immediate termination of Fancy "Botox" Pelosi, and Harry "the Sleaze" Reid reach its realistic volume level? Let us pray. Dear Lord, as fucked up as we may be, bless our greedy needs and selfish interests as liberals, moderates and conservatives, to smite the evil doers that lurk amongst us. And Lord, shallow be thy name, please let us see once and for all that you never had blue eyes or really looked like a white Caucasian Togo partying liberal, but rather a true zealot of civil unrest much like we have today in the likeness of Obama who hasn't ever done anything but hath wreaked upon us the Chicago mob style of politics where the only real goal of all objectives is to eradicate America from America and Fox news. And Lord, may you bless Shawn Hannity so he may sleep well without a hemorrhoid cushion and let Nancy Pelosi continue to rule amongst us by virtue of her Tampax and the coyness of Harry Reid's own self induced menstruations.

In your name we react
Amen

Merry Christmas and Go Fuck Yourselves

Let's summarize things to a leadership level at 50,000 feet and higher.

FUCK!!!!

CD
Truth hurts and denial is a beautiful thing