AmeriConvictionalism

My fellow AmeriConvicts, 

I Hope you all are not having to get ready for the new oil surfing competitions!!! Spill baby spill!! What a disaster... at least this distracts things away from the young fellow (GW the Second?) who is not well equipped for the position he currently holds... is that the peter principal? Good grief, how will anyone be able to sustain blaming Bush? Wait... we better do another environemental impact study, keeping the oil off the marshlands might cause some microbes in the sand to over multiply and fornicate out of season... Senator Madame Kay Why, I turn the floor over to you... "Why thank you Senator Tye Kneenuts..." Members of the house, I find it completely reprehensible that our top wrinkle cream candidate, Ms. Pehlowsee will see her skin droop from chin to floor if we halt the continued levels of oil production at current levels. All of Ms. Pehlowsee's anti wrinkle creams are extremely oil dependent and fumigated with the toxic aeration of the best Hahree Reed applications of illegitimate emotional destitution anyone could politically muster. "Excuse me Madame Kay Why, but we are trying to get to the bottom of this oil disaster. Basically I need to use the bathroom to pull these cheap panties out of my crack". Yes, I understand Sir Barton who farts on all, but please allow me the consideration I am due and the respect I am due based on my years of sublicational stenosis tinium. If you turn to page 2012 and read upon section A, part c, sub part 3, paragraph 4, sub paragraph 4.a, beneath that in sub part 4.a.b.i.2.ii.iii of our new government administered health care plan you will find the following statement relating to health care and the current disaster oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, it states:


FILL THE GODDAMN HOLE IMMEDIATELY YOU STUPID PILES OF TALIBAN DUNG, DECLARE ALL WAIVERS TO EXISTING LAW, RULES OR BINDING AGREEMENTS AND SOLVE THE PROBLEM IN A PRIORITIZED MANNER. WORRY ABOUT BLAME LATER!!! YOU EFFEN MORONS!!! DOES THE PRIVATE SECTOR HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO REALITY???!!!



CD
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Press 1 for nothing, 2 for the same

Where is America's CEO?

It is so obvious that America has been running without a CEO since Obama took the chair.  Rumour has it that they are still looking for the chair.  Where are the great leaders like George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden (who has spanked Obama quite firmly), Ralph J Willywinker, Tobias A. Lillypusher, Pelosina U. Hindender, and of course Jesus H. Kryste?  Whoever expected such wimpy results from someone who talked a big story and promised so much.  It's like going to the local car dealership, bending over and accepting whatever terms are put behind or in front of you.  Has anyone ever seen such a classless individual holding the reigns and constantly choosing to do the very thing that shouldn't be done?  Two year olds have a better internal compass than these bozos at the helm of a ship they've intentionally sunk.  

Mmm, let's see.  Economy sucks, no one has any confidence to invest in any business endeavors, just how can we get things rolling again?   Mmmm...  let's brainstorm with a commission to determine obvious choices of action but we will choose to implement them with inaction and ensure confidence is further dilapidated by suggesting free stuff for those who already don't try to make a go of it, promise more welfare for people who are not U.S. citizens so we might get votes in the next election, all the while promoting brilliance that doesn't exist but sell it as needed necessities so that you feel safe as you get raped.

Yep, sounds like a society without any sense of LEADERSHIP!!!

Tax baby tax and spill baby spill!

CD
Sometimes, stupid people really are able to articulate so they appear intelligent but are dumber than one who naturally talks stupid. 

BP's New Deep Water Technology

I just don't think that this new technology BP is using for deep ocean drilling is working as planned.  Sure it allowed them to remove the behemoth oil rig that is an eye sore to all, but the costs of maintenance seem to be more than any profits intended to be gained through this new efficiency program.

CD
Sometimes it just makes sense to wait to buy a company's stock. 

Doing Others Dirty Work

Death to the Taliban, Al- Qaeda, and OBL! This is OBL and Ahmadinejad's fault! Drop bombs not soldiers! Why is it our kids/U.S. civilians who are soldiers, are rising to the occassion that Afghan civilians and other nations should be rising too? Life isn't fair and societies need to determine their social and political environments on their own. The only thing we should be doing is providing all of these nations the ultimatum of "Hand over OBL or we will come and get him." This goes for Pakistan as well. Additionally we need to put a lid on that pip squeak Ahmadinejad.. It's insanity to let this nut case get nuclear capability in any form. We turn our back on our allies and attempt to make friends with terrorists. They know we are weak, that our current non-leadership administration is afraid, and are taking full advantage of it. These kooks will look you square in the eyes, shake your hand, nod and agree with you while plotting their next strike against you. When will we grow some balls and demonstrate where things are on the food chain? Drop bombs not soldiers! The left politicized our military actions in order to cast Bush as evil so they could gain the presidency etc. via a popularity campaign. Dems made this into Vietnam Two. So far all we have seen is that Obama would be a better performer as an actor in Hollywood than as a leader of the greatest nation on Earth. All he does when confronted with a bad situation is attempt to spin blame on someone else rather than deal with the situation. I recall Obama saying we would hunt OBL down... I bet OBL will still be on the loose after Obama is done playing/acting as a president. Has anyone seen the World Trade Center Towers lately? What happened to those buildings? Someone told me that passenger jetliners flew into them...







Dear Obama, mandate that alternative energy infrastructures are started to be put in place at existing gas stations, truck stops, rest areas for electric, natural gas, hydrogen etc, provide incentives for people to trade in their existing vehicles or convert them if possible, and stimulate the manufacturing of these new vehicles... all ofthis will start an economic growth and get us off of foreigh oil and hunt down OBL and get us out of the middle east but do not turn your back on our allies like Israel in order to make friends with terrorists. Oh, and quit spending money on stupid stuff that doesn’t create sustaining jobs, and start getting China paid off. Obama and his crew is screwing all of us. Can you feel it? For crying out loud these idiots applauded Mexico's president and are turning their backs on our own state officials. Don't enforce the laws... we might lose votes! Same thing they did with the Iraq and Afghan war effort. Long term consequences will deliver us all much regret. At least everyone will have some minimal level of meaningless health care as it ruins our economy. This has been like watching the stroy of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pied_Piper_of_Hamelin
CD
Sometimes perpetuating lies creates false truths that in turn create stupid people and group think that swarms amongst the masses so reality is forgotten.

Memorial Day

First and foremost, fuck all of you, old and young.  Fuck Bill O'Reilly, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Wolf Blitzer, Morning Joe, and the rest of the stupid bunch.  They all have gotten very rich playing to your emotions that don't matter one bit with what is reality.  They all just have the gift of a silver tongue.  This includes Obama.  Obama is one of many Americans who come from privilege.  All these different color spectrum's proclaiming racism and death to whitey are simply ignorant of truth.  Humankind is made up of all breeds of twisted extremist with the center mostly understanding what is right.  Obama, has no inkling of peril and the stakes in play from the elements that hate us to our core.  They hate us for believing that each individual has equal rights and no one shall ever deny us our pursuits.  This is something that has prospered to a great reality in our country and unlike any other nation to wit.  Sure we started with the same ignorance of other nations.  That slavery was right, that rich were of a higher caliber of existence, that poor shall perish at the priority of the wealthy, that women should not be heard or seen but serve only specific servitude type purposes.   Yet, year after year we seem to have liberated ourselves from those thoughts and beliefs of stupidity.  Though individuals before us were treated wrong or indifferent, the ones who changed things for the better were the ones that folks seem to blame for their plight today. 


Is that right?  If we equaled the playing field all at once, and took all the wealth from the rich and the corporations and distributed all of it equally amongst all what do you think would become of us?  Should we show care and a lending hand to those who destroy all that was given to them on an equal footing?  If yes, then why should we even consider such a theory of redistribution of wealth.  There will always be inequality across all of us.  Some are, and always will be, dumber than others.  It matters not what your skin color or education etc.  It just is the way of nature and the social environment one is exposed to.  So I guess you should blame yourself first, your parents second until you can admit you only have yourself to blame. 


CD
Sometimes we need less than what the media or others preach we need.  Fuck all of you!!!  God Bless!!!

New Thoughts on the Economy

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CD
Sometimes things really are as bad as they seem. 

Why Is Immigration More Important Than Americans?

What the Fuck?! Why is immigration, illegal immigration at that, more important than getting American citizens back to work, growing the economy, pursuing the quest to always be the best, and doing what is in the best interest of American, LEGAL, American Citizens? We are 13 TRILLION in DEBT and GROWING!!! MAKE ALL DEMOCRATS ONE TERM DEMOCRATS, and MAKE OBAMA A ONE TERM PRESIDENT!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE, ESPECIALLY OUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES IN CONGRESS, APPLAUD THE THIRD WORLD ASPIRATIONS OF MEXICO? UNACCEPTABLE! YOU SHOULD EXPECT MORE FROM YOURSELF AND COUNTRY. THREE BLIND MICE (OBAMA, PELOSI, REID), SEE HOW THEY RUN... SEE HOW THEY RUN... THERE IS NO REPRESENTATION OTHER THAN WELFARE REPRESENTATION. COMPLETELY DISGRACEFUL CONGRESS!!! YOU DON'T SUCCEED BY BRINGING SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DOWN BUT BY RAISING THOSE WHO ARE LESS SUCCESSFUL UP. HOW DARE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TURN THEIR BACK ON ARIZONA. ARE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY? IF YOU CAN IGNORE ONE THING THAT IS ILLEGAL THEN CERTAINLY THOSE WHO TRANSGRESS OTHER ILLEGALITIES SHOULD NOT BE PROSECUTED... BUT RATHER PANDERED TO FOR A VOTE AND A WINK!! VOTE THEM ALL OUT!! FUCK L.A., FUCK HOLLYWOOD AND CELEBRITIES. FUCK ALL OF EM.

CD, Single proponent of CAPITALISM!!
Sometimes I see retards. They don't know they are retards. Obama is a retard. Imagine your leader turning his or her back on you when you need them most. Why would they do this? Simple. To deflect attention away from the economy and to campaign in the process for votes in 2012 and November 2010. See... they are no different than all the previous electorates. SCUM!!! GET PISSED! VOTE THEM OUT!! MCCAIN IS A PIECE OF SHIT, PELOSI IS A PIECE OF SHIT, VOTE THEM THE FUCK OUT!!!..