CEO Love Poem

Roses are green
Violets are green
I smell the scent of money
You know what I mean

CD

Never Underestimate CEO Perception

This is a very critical thing for all to keep at the center of their brain. No matter how feeble or keen your brain might be. A CEO always knows exactly what is going on. They will strike back in kind but will never forgive when it is discovered self absorption exists amongst the troops. Remedies will be metted out expediently. Those who choose to play tempest with a great CEO will regret doing so. This is why you need to always strive to be free of Managementally Transmitted Diseases (MTDs) and the infestations or manifestations they cause. Go here and buy something to ward off the MTD karma from inside your home or office. It will feel good to smile again and feel at ease. Much tempest activity has been going on all over the country the last few weeks and it's time to take cover. My attache of CEO alchemy is about to be unleashed to ensure protection is available. These are times of trouble (Alcatel-Lucent took a 3.65 billion write-down and issues a sad sorry state of affairs regarding the remaining months for 2008). Perhaps Alcatel paid too much or their name says it all? I sense a violent windstorm of payback is forthcoming. No doubt Alcatel CEO Herman Jacobs will no doubt have a red fanny after showering at the country club this weekend. I can just hear the jokes, snickering, and the snapping of towels as the whisk his gregarious behind. To the showers of shame! What type of pudding do they call it at Harvard? I reiterate the importance of going to The Store and buy MTD proof products that will bring you protective karma. You'll be amazed. As I have said before there is nothing better than drinking coffee from a nice Corporate Dick coffee mug.

As for Mr. Jabobs and Alcatel-Lucent? Let the filings begin! Sounds olympic huh? Torch please.

CD

Sometimes Repeated

Sometimes late at night when it is daylight I get confused and wonder what it all doesn't mean. Scientifically speaking, the power of CEOs are equal to similar circumstances even when a straight line is the longest distance between two points.

CD

Economic Fears

Today, the second day after Super Tuesday, and the coffee in my Corporate Dick coffee mug tastes much better than usual today. It is difficult to see how the economy is reacting to the realization that the second greatest CEO of all time, George W. Bush, will be leaving his command post. It is no wonder though, that this would cause a recession, if not a depression… Since most great CEOs are an unwilling participant in the witness protection program much is not allowed to be discussed publicly. The markets are demonstrating astounding concern if not fear that the departure of GWB (not Great White Belly) is causing unwarranted economic turmoil. Consumers seem to realize the sound economy under the command of GWB is now at risk with the impending change of command. Stay tuned for breaking news about the new Expletives as a Second Language program.

CD

Bare and Challenged News

It's been a very long day and night. We will resume blandering blithering babble tomorrow. Rather than try to type the summary of this exciting and amazing daze of events, let's go live to Corporate Dick Network News for a bare and challenged recap of the Super Tuesday election results.

http://www.corporatedick.com/SuperTuesday2008.html

Remember, reason exists beyond a season of treason.

CD

Something In The Air

I do not know where to begin. This is probably one of those rare posts where I am somewhat more serious than usual. Perhaps it is a result of watching that super bowl game and seeing what can be accomplished by individuals who don’t listen to the mainstream media that had castigated them as having a false sense of confidence, and not a chance in hell of being in the same league as the Patriots. Perhaps it was just the result of eating chocolate ice cream with pepperoni and tuna fish sauce. Every CEO carries a few good tunes in their heads. The great ones carry them not just in their heads but also within their hearts. It is fuel for battle so they may ever fight the scourge of Managementally Transmitted Diseases (MTDs) and evil in the presence of being so themselves. It is difficult to fight both externally and internally. So with this, and failing to see humor as I normally do amongst the virtual cyberspace horizons, that normally provide fodder and pickles that relish inside brick and mortar conglomerate institutions, I turn to the only show in town. Super Tuesday, where some hopefully seek a voting booth and believe they count. Don’t fear as it is only a temporary feeling. It will go away as soon as you turn on your TV, listen to the news media, or arrive at work. What more could a CEO ask for? I do desire to discuss something that has been distressing my feeble mind. It seems now more than ever we are in need of wresting back our identity. How we do this is very complicated. So complicated is the process that it involves one having to learn how to transport themselves to a place with voting booths, standing in line, showing a voter registration card, getting a ballot, walking the ballot to a booth and then using all the cognitive skills one could ever muster from within and choosing the least worst choice available. So when you do this try to ask these types of questions to yourself. Who of those listed truly represents a sincere voice for the people and who represents the same status quo political shenanigans that have been going on since you were born? Who brings to the table a collective representation of how our nation is and will continue to grow into, and who represents trying to social engineer the masses by legal or religious fear? Do not instantly think legal or religious fear conveys solely republicans for it surely does not. Many of you are wrapped up in a very understandable frustration, anger, and hatred towards the current administration. It is unfortunate if you vote with that coursing through your being as you are half wrong from the start in your beliefs. Things are as they are because of both political parties not acting in your best interest and only acting in a manner that will cause situations to return terrible results in order to finger point, complain and lay blame in order to achieve victory at the voting booth. The politicians know you all buy into this hook line and sinker. Who of all the candidates offering nothing but rhetoric, truly represent hope for change and who jumped on the “agents of change” spin wagon once they realized the theme was the popular thing among the voters? I, the greatest CEO of all time, have finally decided on who I will cast my non-counting vote for. Most should be able to understand who it is by listening to this simple tune that was embedded in my CEO heart long ago… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pGht71KFkY Warning: THIS IS MUSIC.

The short kid with no shirt is Jimmy McCulloch (15 or 16 years old in this video) who later became lead guitarist for the Paul McCartney band Wings. Pianist Andy “Thunderclap” Newman (what a great piano bit huh). Drummer is John “Speedy” Keen. I believe Pete Townshend of The Who is the other guitarist (looks like him and he formed the band). I cannot determine the bass player. Pete Townshend played bass on the LPs.

No matter what keep your false sense of security and confidence. You can do it! So CD will ask the tough question. Will the next president re-institute the military draft? Mmm?

CD

We The People

By now you should start to see that there is no We The People in a presidential campaign. What is becoming evident is that the second greatest CEO of all time, George W. Bush, is being punished for leading in a commanding and strong manner. The snickering fellow must roll on the floor with laughter as we see the final choices that will befall us soon. Of all the things that stand to make GW most pleased are having the Clintons back in the White House. Not that this displays how dumb females are, or how dumb we all are. But rather how easily it is to socially engineer the masses by both elitist groups of Democrats and Republicans, or is that Democraps, and Repugnicans? I see it so clearly. It's being passed right through the populous using extreme emotion and dangling carrots of serious change that will never occur. Yes my fellow beings, this is an election based in "feel good" euphoria and euphemisms. There has always been a silent and hidden religious left that remains steadfast to the same dogma ignorance of the religious right. George W. Bush has provided us with a great cast of dolts to lead us into obliteration with ease. No one even caught on that he set it all up just by being himself and utilizing his strategizing capabilities in such a manner that it's all his fault. So no one is going to have a president named Mitt, vengeful far left idiots who still try to get laid by angry feminists who want to get laid but fear feeling good will try to sling the first penile laden female into the ovary office, while the religious left continue to scratch their heads and ponder if they should vote for a republican named John McCain while the religious right continue to grasp and hold on for dear life to issues that are meaningless at this point in our times of trouble. And then there is the youth card in a young man they call Obama who brings us all the liberal elation that makes third world countries wet their collective pants with glee. Yes if we step back and take a look at what we are going to have for leadership choices one can only summarize it as we are in deed in the times of troubles.

So many like choices of nothing for us all.

CD