In a bold, if not brave, action of contrary defiance Corporate Dick, the greatest and most powerful CEO of all time, has challenged the likes of prominence and atrophy, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and that Allen fellow, to give up their selfish capitialist interests and will their money to Corporate Dick. The unseflish gesture goes out to all elite rich individuals. As a showing of understanding and obviously a great leader overcome with emotion, Corporate Dick presented Bill Gates with a new iPhone and a customized gold plated iPod Nano. Asked why Corporate Dick hadn't invited Steve Jobs Corporate Dick replied "Steve isn't going to be able to afford this adventure. It woud be best for Steve to come out from behind the mask of superior fallacy and fix all of these unknown errors that customers obviously know like the error -50, 1418, 1458, 1788, 36, 38, 39, 42, 666, 498291801983098478982743098549872-094750281098273-21`093854098437502983-4081"
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Sometimes stupid comes from rich people
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Recognizing stuposterous Corporate Dicks around the globe. Engaging no one while tossing around organizational strategies, functional teaming, motivational quality speaking, politics and general ebulacationysms with remedies prescribed by the greatest CEO of all time, Corporate Dick!
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