This is Trolly. To all, CD has gone missing. We are all looking for him with great urgency. Please help us find Corporate Dick. He is of variable height, somewhat thin, gray complexion, faceless features, and wearing blue pants. Use extreme caution and notify Corporate Dick Headquarters. He may be kicking employees in the nuts or hallucinating that he is bleeding to death. We are unsure what position the light switch was last in. Please try to hear what he is saying, mainly if what he is saying sounds like nonsensical ramblings or common sense. This will allow us to determine the issue with the light switch.
Please help us find CD. Thank You.
Trolly
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