Never Underestimate CEO Perception

This is a very critical thing for all to keep at the center of their brain. No matter how feeble or keen your brain might be. A CEO always knows exactly what is going on. They will strike back in kind but will never forgive when it is discovered self absorption exists amongst the troops. Remedies will be metted out expediently. Those who choose to play tempest with a great CEO will regret doing so. This is why you need to always strive to be free of Managementally Transmitted Diseases (MTDs) and the infestations or manifestations they cause. Go here and buy something to ward off the MTD karma from inside your home or office. It will feel good to smile again and feel at ease. Much tempest activity has been going on all over the country the last few weeks and it's time to take cover. My attache of CEO alchemy is about to be unleashed to ensure protection is available. These are times of trouble (Alcatel-Lucent took a 3.65 billion write-down and issues a sad sorry state of affairs regarding the remaining months for 2008). Perhaps Alcatel paid too much or their name says it all? I sense a violent windstorm of payback is forthcoming. No doubt Alcatel CEO Herman Jacobs will no doubt have a red fanny after showering at the country club this weekend. I can just hear the jokes, snickering, and the snapping of towels as the whisk his gregarious behind. To the showers of shame! What type of pudding do they call it at Harvard? I reiterate the importance of going to The Store and buy MTD proof products that will bring you protective karma. You'll be amazed. As I have said before there is nothing better than drinking coffee from a nice Corporate Dick coffee mug.

As for Mr. Jabobs and Alcatel-Lucent? Let the filings begin! Sounds olympic huh? Torch please.

CD