Critical Thoughts of Eternity

Some critical thoughts of uncertainty:

Why is the girl scouts not held to the same homophobic standards as the boy scouts? Have the results been tallied now that the cookie sales are done? Girl Scout cookie sales can be a leading indicator of how the economy is doing. It can also be a barometer of the psychological state of the general populous.

Boy Scout sales continue to remain at zero. This is a good economic indicator that the auto industry is still not being innovative. The significance of this is not fully known. It does enlighten us as to the reality that their CEOs are of a text book composition.

The financial leaders are starting to say we are in a recession so I have to type faster and use fewer words.

There are some significant differences between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. This was obvious from the debate last night. Hillary is a female and Barack is a male (this means one is with and one is without). Barack is tall and Hillary is short. Hillary is stocky in stature and Barack is tall and slim. Hillary has a higher pitched voice and Barack has a lower pitched voice. I think that this fairly identifies the significant differences between the two.

Both possess some good CEO talent as is evidenced by their plan to fine you if you can’t afford to purchase health insurance. This is great leadership. Sometimes we deserve the results we do not want. Group think stimulates eternally.

CD

Total Lunar Eclipse

This morning, after last nights total lunar eclipse, as I entered Nemesis One, I noticed a fellow CEO and close friend was not watching his usual Fox news channel, instead he had the channel on CNN. I inquired “why are you watching CNN?” to which he responded “oh the Fox channel has news on”. I still ponder the real meaning of this given his superior intellectual capacity. Could there be such a thing as intelligent retardation? It's nice not having a chance.

CD

Vival La Castroation

Well at last! Our reasons to be afraid are now over!! Fidel has resigned. He has a nice condo in Naples, FL. Fidel has been a great CEO. Not as good as George W. Bush, but close. Let us meet him at the fellowship of convenient truths and set sail on a great dream of never ending consciousness that keeps us forever in the times of troubles. You know, kind of like voting in Florida.

CD

Presidents Day

Today is the day we celebrate the continued promulgation of perpetual institutionalized sovereignty within the constituencies of tremendous wealth building at the expense of the masses who are given great hope and aspiration to achieve as much as our leadership provides them. May you all feel infectious in your pursuits of freedom while continuing to push your beliefs and opinions on others who are always wrong when you are right (which means you can’t be left if you are right).

To the bush! Let us prey.

CD

Countrywide Financial - The New Excellence

Every now and then a great example of strong CEO leadership comes to us in the realm of performance review. Countrywide is just that entity for this example. The new excellence rating is based on how steep a company's stock price is charted over time. The steeper the downward (death spiraling) slope from left to right the greater the excellence rating for providing and strengthening of low expectations to the industry, the psychological state of the investing public, the weak confidence of the economy in the minds of households, and the subsequent actions taken in times of financial crisis to right or sink the ship.

As most know it is now Bank of America who must take the heat for the new excellence that Countrywide built. Bank of America has taken a very strong leadership of new excellence too by freezing withdrawals from home equity lines of credit. This excellent move ensures that an illusion of credit tightening has been implemented so that more households who handled their financial affairs much more soundly and responsibly, and who are actually held accountable, will now be unable to possibly manage through that small financial crisis. As the greatest CEO of all time I see the wisdom being implemented by these profound companies to attain the highest new excellence ratings. It almost makes me weepy to see our vast legacy of conglomerates strong arm their own customers to the brink of complete failure in their personal quests of achieving nothing. The only thing I wonder about is will a family choose to pay for food for their brood in lieu of their home equity line of credit or even their mortgage. Much food for thought. It does appear that Citigroup is taking similar new excellence approaches. Bravo!

CD

Oh Clementine

Hello my fellow corporate citizens. It is with extreme prejudice that I unbiasly bring to your attention a fine example of what is true CEO material. The person comes to you today in the form of one Mr. Roger Clemens. What more fine example could there be? I thought it was only a game.

Take me out to the ball game....

CD

Notable question: What is the offense, to the law, of lying to liars who write the laws?

Virginia Primary Recap

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