AmeriConvictionalism

My fellow AmeriConvicts, 

I Hope you all are not having to get ready for the new oil surfing competitions!!! Spill baby spill!! What a disaster... at least this distracts things away from the young fellow (GW the Second?) who is not well equipped for the position he currently holds... is that the peter principal? Good grief, how will anyone be able to sustain blaming Bush? Wait... we better do another environemental impact study, keeping the oil off the marshlands might cause some microbes in the sand to over multiply and fornicate out of season... Senator Madame Kay Why, I turn the floor over to you... "Why thank you Senator Tye Kneenuts..." Members of the house, I find it completely reprehensible that our top wrinkle cream candidate, Ms. Pehlowsee will see her skin droop from chin to floor if we halt the continued levels of oil production at current levels. All of Ms. Pehlowsee's anti wrinkle creams are extremely oil dependent and fumigated with the toxic aeration of the best Hahree Reed applications of illegitimate emotional destitution anyone could politically muster. "Excuse me Madame Kay Why, but we are trying to get to the bottom of this oil disaster. Basically I need to use the bathroom to pull these cheap panties out of my crack". Yes, I understand Sir Barton who farts on all, but please allow me the consideration I am due and the respect I am due based on my years of sublicational stenosis tinium. If you turn to page 2012 and read upon section A, part c, sub part 3, paragraph 4, sub paragraph 4.a, beneath that in sub part 4.a.b.i.2.ii.iii of our new government administered health care plan you will find the following statement relating to health care and the current disaster oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, it states:


FILL THE GODDAMN HOLE IMMEDIATELY YOU STUPID PILES OF TALIBAN DUNG, DECLARE ALL WAIVERS TO EXISTING LAW, RULES OR BINDING AGREEMENTS AND SOLVE THE PROBLEM IN A PRIORITIZED MANNER. WORRY ABOUT BLAME LATER!!! YOU EFFEN MORONS!!! DOES THE PRIVATE SECTOR HAVE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO REALITY???!!!



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