Drill Baby Drill - Organically... The BP Moment

Keep Drilling BP!! Why should you have to be penalized for doing nothing differently than any other oil company? Wear this badge proudly and go forth and challenge the meek who claim you pollute. If it weren't for you and your Earth friendly advertisements no one would be driving Subaru's or Prius cars and feeling good about themselves for no reason other than you made them feel good through marketing.

Just think what it will be like for generations to swim through oil filled salt water mass. And all the fun those kids will have discovering new dead species on the beaches and in the marshes covered in oil. Perhaps this will provide opportunities to discover new technologies to clean up oil spills in the future. Fish will never taste the same and perhaps our dental issues will diminish. Another good thing is that you might be able to spin this off as an opportunity to fight obesity.

I think your biggest mistake BP is that you didn't immediately come out and proclaim Iran as the culprit and Ahmadenijad as the single source and cause. Iran has exploited oil for so many years that they've caused us to have to drill in the oceans and this in turn has caused this organic incident to occur. Explosions are natural. It's natures way of saying... "Hey, you did something wrong" It is no different than when a volcano explodes. It says "Hey there is something wrong down below...". Perhaps the volcano just has erectile dysfunction and took too many Viagra?

Don't fret BP!! If you're going to break records then break them so they last forever. What I don't get is why they just don't let nature take it's course and let the spill organically fix things. The left is just ready to leap, the right is just ready to leap, cripes if Bush had been in office when this happened the left would be frothing with rabies and syphilitic insanity chants of physical harm. Such hypocrites! Yet both sides pander to the religious junk, the illegal immigrants, the pro life and anti life, as though they care... Why? It's simple stupid... you are being played for your vote. Obama played everyone and Bush did the same. You're all a bunch of silly nut cases.

But really, this spill should be spun as an appropriate organic method of dealing with oil spills. It's just the Gulf of Mexico... The beaches will be super slippery which will let the kids really zing on their boards of desire. The illegals and homeless will have plenty of food which will come with already mixed lighter fluid, jobs will be created for the clean up needed and oil baths will be in once again. It's a win win. Everybody gets to feel green because they're letting Earth solve it's own problems.

CD

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