The Plight Before Christmas

Twas the plight before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a senator was caring
As they shouted about

Chris Burris was touting
So smug and robust
Blaming Republicans
Flaring his nostrils
And blathering such

Harry Reid was beaming
His beady eyes did lust
For just one moment
To fondle Pelosi
And Franken's big butts

Obama stared blankly
In stout disbelief
Iran's laughing so loudly
While the tax hikes begin

As the votes are cast
And tallied
Shrieks of victory
Are declared
The plight before Christmas
Will haunt you with despair

So hop around jolly
Pretend it's all fair
It will benefit no one
This reform of health care

And as you return
To your mansions and estates
Suddenly you'll remember
Your constituents that you hate

Just smile and wave
To the majority you defiled
And said were full of hate
For those are the ones
That will vote you away

As they go to the polls
In 2010 to vote
many will question
Where was our bribe
To exempt our states

Harry Reid is a scoundrel
Nancy Pelosi a giant douche
Al Franken's mentally challenged
And Tim Geitner seriously confused

Bernanke and the CBO
Are mathematically retarded
But the economy is recovering
Just close your eyes
And click a prostitutes boots

How dare you birthers
Ask for Obama
To show his certificate of birth
It's something that should be a secret
You simply misunderstood

Al Gore's a coward, liar, and a cheat
A mommas boy that still cries in his sleep
Some will tell you he even sleeps with sheep
Whenever his theory's merit is questioned
Chicken Little seems to have more proof

So rock the vote you destroyers of wealth
It's only your families that will suffer
This madness you are disguising as change
There are laws of nature
There are rules of law
There are facts proven through science
Those currently in power
Are enemies of us all

For it's quite very simple
And just as plain to see
So when you see any of
These rumbling bumbling bumblers
Remind them of this one simple thing
There is more than truth in numbers
There is also strength

So Merry Christmas to all
Truth hurts and denial is a beautiful thing!