What to do? What is happening? Is there a major financial crisis? What is WAMU? What does this mean for me and will this stop english? Can my business meet its payroll? Should I care about rich people? Should I care about poor people? Will Sarah Palin feel my pain the same way that Joe Biden feels his pain? Is Sarah Palin richer than Barack Obama? How has this economic crisis impacted McCain, Obama, Biden, Palin, the Bush clan, the Clintons, the rest of the senate and congress? Whose to blame for my problems?
Do not fret. Corporate Dick is writing a book to answer all of these questions and more. More questions like
Who the fuck is Ahmahdenajad and how do you spell that pricks name?
Where is Iran and why does it exist?
Do all muslims fart?
Do all christians fart?
If both muslims and christians fart why is there friction?
Who can breathe in the economy?
Will anti-abortionists legalize marijuana?
How the fuck do you spell amahdenajad?
Should the United States consume Mexico through eminent domain sterilization?
Who in the house of representatives have had their nuts snipped?
Will Emily turn gay?
CD
Sometimes when you think about it you feel hungry.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
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