Today as I read my Wall Street Journal I realized a lot of money is being written off because of successful wealth management by some of the finest financial institutions in the world. It is during the process of hearing great success stories like these that makes me continuously seek new opportunities for growth. That's when it hit me. These institutions need to diversify their businesses, and one of the most lucrative and least exploited opportunities is acquisitions of college football teams. I think we could offer teaser rates and shares of stock to acquire Ohio State University, Boston College, Florida, and a few other top notch institutional football programs to maximize our growth potential, exploit the maximization of wealth principles to the fullest, and shift some of the risk that is being hysterically misrepresented in the financial markets by the press. The BCS (Bowl Championship Series) is a very lucrative business being sullied by the guise of higher education fundamentals that diminish the visibility of power within our great nation.
Note to self: Be sure to learn "lean" liberal practices in order to woo the knuckle heads.
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