Thursday, April 15, 2010

FUCKING HIRED EXECUTIVE ADVISORS!!!

Dearest Corporatedick.com and Governmentdick.com senior advisers. If you want to resign then resign. I don't have time for political correctness or petty sensitivities anymore. I am so important in my own mind that there is much to be done. We haven't even purchased our table of conference for ideas. However, I am pleased to announce that revenues have reached 22.75 for the year ending 2009. Most of the things that need to be pursued and exploited will probably go against your own value systems. However, I just want to make sure that everyone understands what is forthcoming. We are all going to fuck with ethics and enjoy doing so. There is much money to be made doing this. However, if you believe that there is some type of integrity that anyone will give a crap about on your headstone at the end of it all then you should probably participate in the weather channel forecasts. As you can tell I have little time remaining as my brain is deteriorating to the point of multiplicational retention of diminishiment. If you know any young hookers that are clean and free of charge send them to www.letsgetmarriednowyouhooker.com. I think I have told you before but I am a male lesbian.

Yours in faith of whatever your faith is

CD

Sometimes motivation comes form good drugs.

PS, I can't remember if I said the word Fuck anywhere in the above diatribe so just to be fair to the expletive coalition for fairness in democracy within a republic... FUCK!!!

I bet your petty government folks are loving this big brother moment.

Johnny Johnson thinks I am a bad American. Too bad he died on the internet. What a dick.