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What is a corporate dick? The answer is simple. If you're working in any occupation just look in the mirror. You may have had the unintentional opportunity to have risen to that monumental and momentary status. However, there is nothing to fear. Because your case is only temporary. The real and true corporate dick is that dreaded, despised, dispicable, disgusting, and distrusted individual that haunts us in the workplace everyday. That one who takes credit for your work, that one who utilizes all their energy to drain you of yours. They cause you to feel like your blood pressure is rising to unprecedented heights. They make you understand why stupidity exists. Why the irrational seems rational. Why we really don't need air. They make us pray for a God that will save us from mental torture,to pray for the mundane, and at times, cause us to believe that finding another job at another organizaiton will solve our problems. Yet we only find them already employed there too. You cannot escape corporate dicks. They are the number one cause of Managementally Transmitted Diseases (MTDs). Perhaps you should consider purchasing one of our dual purpose coffee mugs, or a T-Shirt, or a baseball cap. These items can seriously alleviate the affliction. We call it protection. It's like wrapping yourself in a corporate condomn. www.corporatedick.com

However, if you don't feel you need protection then perhaps reading this blog will guide you to come to your senses.

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CD